In the latest lockdown update released by UK government, it appears deflated lips are on the rise, with 262,000 new cases reported over the last seven days taking the grand total to
A recent survey conducted by the Fake Word Federation (FWF) has revealed a huge shift in the UK public’s lingo due to the impact of coronavirus on the job market. Having spent
Following a recent study conducted by the Association of DJ Duos (ADDJ), it has been confirmed that every DJ duo on the planet consists of one articulate, intelligent, technically gifted musician, and
A twenty two year old girl has been found floating off the coast of Brighton by a local fisherman, nineteen days after going missing. Having fallen headfirst from an Ibiza booze-cruise and
Girls across the world are beginning to prepare for the annual #BoyDidGood campaign, which strikes in the form of a hashtag on the morning of 25th December, every year. Unknown when the
Over two thousand people have visited Jobcentre Plus branches across the UK this week, after finding themselves sacked for misconduct. It is believed that with the majority of offices and retail outlets
A girl who recently broke up with her boyfriend and flooded social media with semi naked photos in a bid to make him jealous has been rewarded with an army of pervert
After being confirmed as number one in RA’s Top 100 DJ poll for the seventy second year in a row, it has been revealed that Dixon voted for himself. “This goes against
A local promoter claiming to have no more guestlist available for his night has miraculously found space for an attractive girl and three of her friends, it has been confirmed. Having sent
Fabric’s owners have confirmed they are to employ the door staff of Berlin nightclub Berghain for their opening weekend. With news that the London club is “determined” to prove they have gone