DJs

Chemical Brother’s “Hey Boy Hey Girl” Re-Released As “Hey They”

The Chemical Brother’s have revealed that they will be re-releasing their 1999 hit single Hey Boy Hey Girl as a gender neutral track, renamed “Hey They” and will be a far greater

April 1, 2025

DJs

Kink Adds Airfryer To Live Setup

Much-loved Bulgarian House & Techno act, Kink, has this weekend added a Bosch Air Fryer to his live setup. “I fucking love it!” said KINK. “You can literally do anything with this

July 2, 2023

DJs·Producers

Dance Music Mags Celebrate Swedish House Mafia Tour By Invoicing Them For The Coverage

Dance music magazines around the globe have been celebrating Swedish House Mafias’ latest tour, by sending them invoices specifically related to the coverage. “The amazing trio are BACK!” claimed DJ mag, in

May 19, 2023

DJs

AI Can Now Translate Anything Fisher Says Into English

Fisher’s management team is celebrating today, following the news that breakthroughs in Artificial Intelligence mean we can now translate anything that Fisher says into English. Up until now, anybody that wanted to

April 22, 2023

DJs

DJ Is An Expert At Syncing Tracks To The Firework Display, Somehow

DJs have evolved the ability to see into the future. Either that, or they’ve developed the ability to mindread stage production staff and know their every move before they make it, scientists

April 3, 2023

DJs·Festivals·Tech

Warm-Up DJ Who Lost Over 40 Gigs Since March 2020 Saves €3k

Local warm-up DJ Mark Watkins has lost over 40 gigs since the pandemic first closed music venues back in March 2020. “It’s saved me over three thousand euro’” said a pretty chuffed

April 30, 2021

DJs

Covid Spread From Bats To Humans Via Marshmello, Claim Scientists

Covid-19 made from the jump from bats to humans using the popular kid’s entertainer Marshello as the catalyst, scientists from the World Health Organisation have today claimed. “We always knew the virus

February 17, 2021

DJs

32 UK DJs Found Hiding In Lorry Bound For France

A herd of migrant DJs fleeing the UK has been discovered hidden in the back of a lorry bound for France. The group, without touring visas or EU citizenship, had been hidden

February 16, 2021

DJs

DJ EZ To Listen To Tiesto For 24 Hours For Charity

DJ EZ has this morning announced his biggest undertaking yet and is set to listen to Tiesto for 24 hours non-stop in aid of Cancer Research next month. “As everybody knows, I

February 16, 2021

DJs

Pacha To Dismantle Marco Carola For Parts

Pacha have announced they will be scrapping Marco Carola before the upcoming season and will instead dismantle him for parts. The Italian Music On head-honcho has become ‘too expensive to maintain‘ claim

January 10, 2021

DJs