DJs

DJ Donates Entire Allocation Of Drink Tokens To Alcoholics Annonymous

5 Out Of 5 Sound Engineers “Zone Out” When DJs Talk To Them

DJ Drinks 20 Beers Before Set – Blames Sound System For Shit Performance

DJs Now Using Clairvoyants To Help Find Promoters At The End Of A Night

Customs Officer Finds Charlotte de Witte Voodoo Doll In Amelie Lens’s Hand Luggage

99% Of Promoters Just Failed DJs

DJ Honestly Doesn’t Give A Fuck If You Put Your Hands Up In The Air Or Not

DJ Admits Tattoos Actually Mean Fuck All

DJ Loses Earplugs First Time He Uses Them – For 12th Consecutive Time

Aspiring DJ Shocked Mates Don’t Want To Listen To Her Practice For 6 Hours

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