Humans – Page 2 – Wunderground Music

AI Can Now Translate Anything Fisher Says Into English

Fisher’s management team is celebrating today, following the news that breakthroughs in Artificial Intelligence mean we can now translate anything that Fisher says into English. Up until now, anybody that wanted to

April 22, 2023

DJs

DJ Is An Expert At Syncing Tracks To The Firework Display, Somehow

DJs have evolved the ability to see into the future. Either that, or they’ve developed the ability to mindread stage production staff and know their every move before they make it, scientists

April 3, 2023

DJs·Festivals·Tech

Guy Who Offered Girl A Line Annoyed She Accepted

A man has been left feeling “a bit annoyed” after a girl he met at a party done a line of his coke. Twenty-four-year-old Tommy Smith from Essex is said to have

November 8, 2022

People Of The World

Guy Perfecting 6-Pack Unaware It’s His Personality That Needs The Work

A twenty-year-old lad from Manchester who dedicates far too much time perfecting his 6-pack is understood to be blissfully unaware that his personality sucks. Gym-obsessed Ryan Green, who loves nothing more than

November 3, 2022

People Of The World

Guy In Rave Spends 5 Hours Trying To Get Key In Bag

News has hit Wunderground HQ that a man has spent more than 5 hours trying to get his key into his k-bag, without any success. 26-year-old Josh Smith, who proudly smuggled the

November 1, 2022

Humans·People Of The World

Festival Balloon Sellers Remain On Furlough Until 2022

In the latest update surrounding COVID-19, it has been confirmed that festival balloon sellers will remain on 80% furlough until February 2022. Government MP, Rishi Sunak, confirmed: “every industry has its key

May 4, 2021

People Of The World

Bedroom Producer Still Hasn’t Heard About The Pandemic

Enthusiastic young house music producer Jordan Duncan still hasn’t heard about the pandemic that’s been sweeping the globe since last March 2020, according to friends who went looking for him earlier today.

May 1, 2021

Bedroom DJs·Producers

Warm-Up DJ Who Lost Over 40 Gigs Since March 2020 Saves €3k

Local warm-up DJ Mark Watkins has lost over 40 gigs since the pandemic first closed music venues back in March 2020. “It’s saved me over three thousand euro’” said a pretty chuffed

April 30, 2021

DJs

Covid Spread From Bats To Humans Via Marshmello, Claim Scientists

Covid-19 made from the jump from bats to humans using the popular kid’s entertainer Marshello as the catalyst, scientists from the World Health Organisation have today claimed. “We always knew the virus

February 17, 2021

DJs

32 UK DJs Found Hiding In Lorry Bound For France

A herd of migrant DJs fleeing the UK has been discovered hidden in the back of a lorry bound for France. The group, without touring visas or EU citizenship, had been hidden

February 16, 2021

DJs

Humans - Page 2

AI Can Now Translate Anything Fisher Says Into English

DJ Is An Expert At Syncing Tracks To The Firework Display, Somehow

Guy Who Offered Girl A Line Annoyed She Accepted

Guy Perfecting 6-Pack Unaware It’s His Personality That Needs The Work

Guy In Rave Spends 5 Hours Trying To Get Key In Bag

Festival Balloon Sellers Remain On Furlough Until 2022

Bedroom Producer Still Hasn’t Heard About The Pandemic

Warm-Up DJ Who Lost Over 40 Gigs Since March 2020 Saves €3k

Covid Spread From Bats To Humans Via Marshmello, Claim Scientists

32 UK DJs Found Hiding In Lorry Bound For France

Rethinking Your Investment in 4 Comet Works: A Buyer’s Guide

Move D @ Panoramabar (27.3.2011)

Danny Tenaglia “Resigns” from DJing Through Facebook Rant

J Dilla Mum Talks About Dilla, Detroit and Dilla’s Love for House