Promoters

English Town Now Has More Promoters Than People
Promoter Claims Tiny Shithole Is Intimate And Bespoke
Promoter Thinks Gender Equality Is Making Both Male & Female DJs Sell The Same Amount Of Tickets
All Festivals Now Booked By Same Person
Club Removes Roof To Fit Promoter’s Ego Into Venue
Event Manager’s Circle Of Friends Rapidly Increases Prior To Festival Season
Scottish Public Warned elrow Chicken Can’t Be Deep-Fried
Promoter Celebrates Lifelong Goal Of Paying Rent On Time
DJs Now Using Clairvoyants To Help Find Promoters At The End Of A Night
Promoter Yet To Enjoy One Of Own Parties
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