World

As News Breaks Of His Womanising Ways, Matt Hancock Announces New DJ Alias

We may know him as cheeky chopped Matt Hancock, Secretary of Health and Social Care and most notably for the massive balls up he made of keeping British humans alive during COVID-19;

June 25, 2021

World

Job Site Now Has ‘More DJs Than Beatport’

Indeed.com is now the most-visited website for dance music professionals around the world, according to a herd of boring pollsters hidden in a basement somewhere. “It’s been a rapid rise to the

February 18, 2021

Online

88% Of DJs Were Super-Spreaders Before Covid, Report Claims

Eighty-eight percent of touring DJs were classed as super-spreaders long before the term became known publicly, a leading Virologist has written in The New Scientist this month. “The average touring DJ will

February 17, 2021

Health & Fitness

Biden Appoints Sven Marquardt Head Of Security At Capitol Hill

President-Elect Joe Biden has announced Sven Marquardt will serve as Head Of Security at Capitol Hill following last week’s riots at the building. Sven, currently out of work due to Covid, is

January 10, 2021

World

Netflix’s White Lines Voted Worst Thing About 2020

A worldwide poll has concluded Netflix’s White Lines as the disaster 2020 will be remembered for. In a shock result, to people who haven’t seen it, the Ibiza-set crime drama has been

July 17, 2020

Ibiza

Thousands Of Angry Bald Men Seen Queuing Outside Pubs Overnight

Breaking news emerged this morning that thousands of middle-aged men have been forming queues outside of local pubs overnight in a bid to guarantee their place at the bar. Despite no known

July 4, 2020

World

Chuffed Dealer Coining It Since ‘Stay Alert’ Advice

Following several quiet weeks stuck indoors with no pubs, clubs or afterparties to supply, UK dealers have been feeling the pinch but are delighted to assist in any way they can during

May 12, 2020

World

Ibiza Council Still Receiving Noise Complaints From Locals

San Antonio Council in Ibiza have this morning claimed they are still receiving ‘dozens of calls’ each night from locals complaining about the loud noises coming from the popular West End strip

May 11, 2020

Ibiza

How To Stay So Alert You Can Dodge Invisible Bacteria In The Air

Following weeks indoors, the British public has been given the green light to venture outdoors and to return to work if you can, don’t if you can’t, try not to die or

May 11, 2020

World

Americans Unsure Whether To Inject Tan or Disinfectant First

A Trump supporter is this morning at a complete deadlock and can’t decide whether to bang up his morning hit of bleach or if indeed those tanning injections, much loved by his

April 27, 2020

People Of The World·World

As News Breaks Of His Womanising Ways, Matt Hancock Announces New DJ Alias

Job Site Now Has ‘More DJs Than Beatport’

88% Of DJs Were Super-Spreaders Before Covid, Report Claims

Biden Appoints Sven Marquardt Head Of Security At Capitol Hill

Netflix’s White Lines Voted Worst Thing About 2020

Thousands Of Angry Bald Men Seen Queuing Outside Pubs Overnight

Chuffed Dealer Coining It Since ‘Stay Alert’ Advice

Ibiza Council Still Receiving Noise Complaints From Locals

How To Stay So Alert You Can Dodge Invisible Bacteria In The Air

Americans Unsure Whether To Inject Tan or Disinfectant First

Rethinking Your Investment in 4 Comet Works: A Buyer’s Guide

Move D @ Panoramabar (27.3.2011)

Danny Tenaglia “Resigns” from DJing Through Facebook Rant

J Dilla Mum Talks About Dilla, Detroit and Dilla’s Love for House