Netflix’s White Lines Voted Worst Thing About 2020
A worldwide poll has concluded Netflix’s White Lines as the disaster 2020 will be remembered for. In a shock result, to people who haven’t seen it, the Ibiza-set crime drama has been
Ibiza Council Still Receiving Noise Complaints From Locals
San Antonio Council in Ibiza have this morning claimed they are still receiving ‘dozens of calls’ each night from locals complaining about the loud noises coming from the popular West End strip
Ibiza Airport Install Series Of Hoops For Brits To Jump Through After Brexit
Ibiza airport has installed a series of hoops that British tourists will be expected to jump through to gain access to the island after Brexit. According to Juan Martinez, Operations Manager of
Bloke Fails To Change Boxers Once During Week In Ibiza
A young man has today revealed that he once managed to go an entire week in Ibiza without once changing his boxer shorts. Darren McGrath, twenty-three, claims the unhygienic event happened during
Ibiza Airport Burger King Awarded Michelin Star
Ibiza Airport’s Burger King restaurant has become the latest establishment on the island to be awarded the prestigious Michelin Star accolade. Representatives from the Michelin Guide claimed the decision has been made
Chinese Moon Probe Discovers “New Ibiza” On Dark Side Of Moon
A Chinese probe recently sent to observe the dark side of the moon has reportedly discovered the next “new Ibiza”. A spokesperson for Chinese Lunar Exploration Program revealed that the probe has
Fyre Festival’s Andy King Tells Ibiza Clubbers €12 Is “Small Price To Pay For Water”
Former Fyre Festival employee Andy King has told Ibiza clubbers that €12 is an extremely small price to pay for a bottle of water. King, who was recently named the patron saint
Ibiza Worker Spends 54 Days In Bed After Returning To UK
An Ibiza worker is reportedly nearly ready to get up after spending fifty-four days in bed following her return to the UK. Kirsty Tompkins, a twenty-six-year-old shot girl, has reportedly text her
Wetherspoons To Open Range Of Ibiza Style Beach Clubs In Seaside Towns
English pub chain and urine wholesalers Wetherspoons have announced plans to open a number of “Ibiza style beach clubs” in some of the UK’s busiest seaside towns. The first beach club, pictured
Ibiza Government Release Detailed Plan To Ruin The Island By The Year 2020
Local government in Ibiza have this morning released a detailed dossier outlining their plans to completely ruin the island by the year 2020. The dossier, aptly nicknamed “the final solution”, was designed