Graham

Chris Brown Arrested On Suspicion Of Being A Cunt

World renowned dickhead and questionable rapper Chris Brown has reportedly been arrested on suspicion of being a cunt. Brown, best known for his involvement in woman beating and rape accusations, was picked

February 22, 2019

Celebs·Vocalists

Bloke On Rollover Accidentally Takes The Morning After Pill

A bloke on the roll over has been left with a “severely upset tummy” after accidentally taking the morning after pill. Gareth Jenkins, a twenty two year old from The Valleys, Wales,

February 22, 2019

People Of The World

Ibiza Airport Burger King Awarded Michelin Star

Ibiza Airport’s Burger King restaurant has become the latest establishment on the island to be awarded the prestigious Michelin Star accolade. Representatives from the Michelin Guide claimed the decision has been made

February 22, 2019

Food·Ibiza

Unexpected Banksy Piece Appears On Man’s Face After He Falls Asleep At House Party

A brand new Banksy piece has mysteriously appeared on a man’s face after he fell asleep at a house party. The man, who has asked to remain anonymous, claims the unexpected work

February 22, 2019

Culture·People Of The World

Moby Denies Skin Head Accusations

Former electronic music producer Moby has denied a recent report which claimed the animal rights activist was a skinhead. Despite being follically challenged and living on the far right hand side of

February 21, 2019

Music

DJ To Start 4th Cable Drawer This Year

A local DJ has confirmed that he plans to start his fourth cable drawer at some point this year. Barry Angelo, a.k.a., DJ Banjo, confirmed the news during a late night drinking

February 21, 2019

DJs·Tech

Scottish Lad To Wear His “Good Shirt” Out For 10th Consecutive Weekend

A Scottish lad has revealed plans to wear his “good shirt” out for the tenth consecutive weekend. Anthony Fitzpatrick shocked absolutely no one by revealing his outfit ahead of a “big weekend

February 19, 2019

People Of The World·World

Paris Hilton Set To Inherit Her Father’s Taste In Music

Paris Hilton’s DJ career is set to improve drastically in the future after news that she would inherit her father’s taste in music broke earlier today. According to reports from America, Hilton

February 13, 2019

Celebs

Vegan DJ Not Sure Whether To Tell People He’s A Vegan Or A DJ First

A vegan DJ has admitted that he is unsure whether he should introduce himself to new people as a vegan or a DJ first. Hans Schmidt, DJ Hans Up, claims that he

February 13, 2019

Vegans

Kids Now More Scared Of R Kelly Than They Are Of Spiders

Children all over the world are reportedly now more scared of the singer R Kelly than they are of spiders. Kelly, best known for being the only man in the world who

February 11, 2019

Celebs

Chris Brown Arrested On Suspicion Of Being A Cunt

Bloke On Rollover Accidentally Takes The Morning After Pill

Ibiza Airport Burger King Awarded Michelin Star

Unexpected Banksy Piece Appears On Man’s Face After He Falls Asleep At House Party

Moby Denies Skin Head Accusations

DJ To Start 4th Cable Drawer This Year

Scottish Lad To Wear His “Good Shirt” Out For 10th Consecutive Weekend

Paris Hilton Set To Inherit Her Father’s Taste In Music

Vegan DJ Not Sure Whether To Tell People He’s A Vegan Or A DJ First

Kids Now More Scared Of R Kelly Than They Are Of Spiders

Rethinking Your Investment in 4 Comet Works: A Buyer’s Guide

Move D @ Panoramabar (27.3.2011)

Danny Tenaglia “Resigns” from DJing Through Facebook Rant

J Dilla Mum Talks About Dilla, Detroit and Dilla’s Love for House