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Doctors Confirm That Being A Tech House Fan May Be Hereditary

Doctors have confirmed that being a tech house fan could be caused by a hereditary shit taste in music. According to research, over half of tech house fans come from families with

March 5, 2019

Tech House

Grown Man Surprised To Find That Drinking Calpol Still Makes Him Feel Good

A fully grown man has been left pleasantly surprised after discovering that drinking Calpol still makes him feel good. Andrew Decker, thirty, is believed to have downed two bottle of the popular

March 5, 2019

People Of The World

Event Photographer Definitely Just Winging It

A man who has been walking around a nightclub taking photographs of clubbers on a pretty basic camera is definitely “just winging it”, it is believed. According to reports, the “event photographer”

March 5, 2019

Events·Industry Folk

44 Year Old Who Still Wears Same Clothes He Wore To First Rave Now Considered Style Icon

A forty four year old raver who still wears the same adidas tracksuit bottoms, Ellesse jumper and Nike Air Max that he wore to his first rave twenty years ago is now

March 5, 2019

Fashion·People Of The World

Criminal Mastermind Discovers Way Of Taking Camera Sticker Off Phone

A criminal mastermind is believed to have discovered an ingenious way of taking the camera sticker off his phone while attending gigs with a “no cameras” policy. Mark Daly, twenty one, claims

March 4, 2019

People Of The World

Ibiza Airport Install Series Of Hoops For Brits To Jump Through After Brexit

Ibiza airport has installed a series of hoops that British tourists will be expected to jump through to gain access to the island after Brexit. According to Juan Martinez, Operations Manager of

March 4, 2019

Ibiza

Producer Still Can’t Get Track Signed Despite Owning The Label

An electronic music producer has found it almost impossible to get a track signed despite the fact that he owns the label he has been sending his demos to. James Callaghan, a.k.a

March 3, 2019

Producers

Banter Now Illegal In More Than 50 Countries

According to the latest reports, banter is now illegal in more than fifty countries around the world and even punishable by death in some areas. International law expert Anthony Montana spoke to

March 3, 2019

World

Darude’s Royalties From Sandstorm Break $1 Billion

News emerging from the music industry this morning suggest that the royalties from Darude’s timeless classic Sandstorm have now exceeded $1Billion. According to reports, Darude is set to celebrate the monumental occasion

March 1, 2019

DJs·Music

Techno DJs Voted Worst At Telling Jokes

A brand new poll by DJ Mag, the Top 100 DJs At Telling Jokes, has found that techno DJs are extremely bad at delivering punch lines. The surveys results found that tech

March 1, 2019

DJs·