DJ’s Rent Set To Increase By Over 150 Good Exposures Next Month
A local DJ will be forced to play more gigs for good exposure after his landlord informed him that his rent will increase by one hundred and fifty good exposures next month.
“Thank Fuck Dry January Is Over” Agree All Of World’s Club Promoters
All of the world’s club promoters have come together in a rare showing of unity to thank fuck that dry January is over. Following the busiest weekend of the year so far,
Chinese Moon Probe Discovers “New Ibiza” On Dark Side Of Moon
A Chinese probe recently sent to observe the dark side of the moon has reportedly discovered the next “new Ibiza”. A spokesperson for Chinese Lunar Exploration Program revealed that the probe has
Netflix Set To Release Series Of Solomun After Party Videos
Netflix subscribers will now be able to enjoy a series of exclusive videos of Solomun performing at after parties. The three thousand part series is due for release this weekend and will
Kids Who Listen To Marshmello 10 Times More Likely To Grow Up American
A report has found that children who listen to Marshmello between the ages of two and twelve are ten times more likely to grow up American. According to the report, the children
Fyre Festival’s Andy King Tells Ibiza Clubbers €12 Is “Small Price To Pay For Water”
Former Fyre Festival employee Andy King has told Ibiza clubbers that €12 is an extremely small price to pay for a bottle of water. King, who was recently named the patron saint
Psytrance Fan Thinking Fyre Festival Actually Looked Pretty Good
A Welsh psytrance fan who recently watched the Fyre Festival documentary on Netflix is believed to be thinking the now infamous music festival actually looked pretty good. Peter Mings, known locally as
Paul van Dyk Now Earning Up To $12M Per Gig
Paul van Dyk has hit the top of the DJ rich list after it was confirmed that the Dutch trance master is now earning up to $12 million per show. News of
Brexit Canceled Following Poor Ticket Sales
Brexit has officially been canceled following eighteen month’s of poor ticket sales, with interest in the event seemingly at its lowest since it was announced in June 2016. A number of key
Mary & Joseph Turned Away From Berghain
Reports from Berlin suggest that Mary & Joseph have been turned away from Berghain, forcing the pair of weary travelers to look elsewhere for a place to rave. Mary is believed to