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Reports from the International Age Agency have confirmed that approximately thirty percent of the world’s Martin Garrix fans are now old enough to drink. Since bursting onto the music scene in 2013

A new previously unknown species of DJ has reportedly been found living in the Amazon Rainforest. According to reports, the DJ, who is believed to be a mix between a progressive house

In the most shocking fashion news since The Shroud of Turin was found in a charity shop in Romania, Beards are reportedly still cool, almost eight years after making a comeback into

One of the world’s leading conspiracy theorists, Jim Corr, has audaciously claimed that the retired American electronic music producer Moby’s head is flat. Corr, best known for being the “ugly sibling” from

A man who claims to know all of the words to Mory Kant’s seminal hit Yeke Yeke has been made to look foolish after it was revealed that he actually didn’t know

The tour manager of a prominent English DJ has reportedly just come to the conclusion that the sole purpose of his job is to source drugs in various cities around the world.

Faceless American EDM superstar, Marshmello, has reportedly been diagnosed with type 2 Diabetes. While the DJ/producer/giant marshmallow has yet to comment on the diagnosis, sources close to him have revealed that he

The bouncer who “ruined” your night last night after you got far too drunk and made a “holy show” of yourself, is believed to be heartbroken and inconsolable today. Mark Richardson, head

Some bloke, who no one really knows, has reportedly released another shit track on an obscure label that no one has ever heard of. Reports suggest that this is the millionth time

A DJ who spends up to forty hours per week traveling between gigs and a further fifteen hours per week waiting around airports has made the decision to just live in an