Nathon Woodhead

Festival Balloon Sellers Remain On Furlough Until 2022

In the latest update surrounding COVID-19, it has been confirmed that festival balloon sellers will remain on 80% furlough until February 2022. Government MP, Rishi Sunak, confirmed: “every industry has its key

May 4, 2021

People Of The World

36 Person Capacity Limit For Fabric Reopening

The management of London nightclub, fabric, has today announced the venue will be reopening this year, but with strict guidelines. The world’s most famous venue, which plays host to the best house

September 7, 2020

Clubs

Rule Britannia To Be Replaced By S Club Party

Following the recent omission of Rule Britannia from the Proms, it has been confirmed by a number of major news outlets that the divisive British song is set to be replaced by

September 7, 2020

Culture

Pilled Up Clubber Ruins Laptop Trying To Share Bottle Of Water During Virtual Rave

A man who managed to break his laptop by ramming a bottle of water into the screen has been found trying to piece together the events that unfolded during a 17-hour bedroom

July 20, 2020

People Of The World

The Black Madonna, Madonna & Diego Maradona Form House-Pop-Coke Super Group

Huge news has emerged from Hollywood as three larger than life characters are to form the unlikeliest super-group in the history of music, sport, TV… well, everything. Outspoken DJ, the Black Madonna,

July 19, 2020

Celebs

Government Confirms Due To Safety Concerns, Only Carling To Be Served In UK Pubs Today

UK government officials have confirmed Carling will be the only beer served in pubs tomorrow, due to increased concerns over the wellbeing of the British public. The announcement was made on Friday

July 4, 2020

Drinks

Thousands Of Angry Bald Men Seen Queuing Outside Pubs Overnight

Breaking news emerged this morning that thousands of middle-aged men have been forming queues outside of local pubs overnight in a bid to guarantee their place at the bar. Despite no known

July 4, 2020

World

100% Of UK Pubs Sold Out Of Booze Within First 5 Hours Of Opening

Following a statement released by the Pub Landlords Union (PLU), it has been officially confirmed that there is no more alcohol left in any pubs across the UK. Behavioural experts employed to

July 4, 2020

Drinks

Gym-Rat Left In Tears As 3 Month Course Of Steroids “Counts For Nothing”

A local gym-rat has been left in tears after realising the three-month course of steroids he injected throughout February, March and April will now “count for nothing” this summer. 24-year-old Danny Smith

May 12, 2020

People Of The World

We Get Dressed In The Dark – Solardo

In news that comes as absolutely no surprise to anybody within the dance music community, DJ duo Solardo have confirmed they get dressed in the dark. Appearing recently in a newspaper interview

April 22, 2020

DJs·Fashion

Festival Balloon Sellers Remain On Furlough Until 2022

36 Person Capacity Limit For Fabric Reopening

Rule Britannia To Be Replaced By S Club Party

Pilled Up Clubber Ruins Laptop Trying To Share Bottle Of Water During Virtual Rave

The Black Madonna, Madonna & Diego Maradona Form House-Pop-Coke Super Group

Government Confirms Due To Safety Concerns, Only Carling To Be Served In UK Pubs Today

Thousands Of Angry Bald Men Seen Queuing Outside Pubs Overnight

100% Of UK Pubs Sold Out Of Booze Within First 5 Hours Of Opening

Gym-Rat Left In Tears As 3 Month Course Of Steroids “Counts For Nothing”

We Get Dressed In The Dark – Solardo

Rethinking Your Investment in 4 Comet Works: A Buyer’s Guide

Move D @ Panoramabar (27.3.2011)

Danny Tenaglia “Resigns” from DJing Through Facebook Rant

J Dilla Mum Talks About Dilla, Detroit and Dilla’s Love for House