Kink Adds Airfryer To Live Setup
Much-loved Bulgarian House & Techno act, Kink, has this weekend added a Bosch Air Fryer to his live setup. “I fucking love it!” said KINK. “You can literally do anything with this
“Maybe I’ll Do A Disco Edit?” Producer Hit By Moment Of Pure Inspiration
A bedroom producer has this morning blown the studio windows right out of their frames with a scene-changing burst of inspiration, one that is set to change the course of Electronic Music
Bedroom Producer Still Hasn’t Heard About The Pandemic
Enthusiastic young house music producer Jordan Duncan still hasn’t heard about the pandemic that’s been sweeping the globe since last March 2020, according to friends who went looking for him earlier today.
Man In Coma After Asking Techno Producer A Question About Synth
An inquisitive man has reportedly been left in a coma after asking a techno producer a simple question about a synth they were using. Miles Davison, thirty three, was rushed to hospital
Vinyl-Only Producer Happy Only 500 Nerds Will Ever Hear Their Music
House producer DJ Oxfam has revealed that his greatest pleasure in music is knowing that hardly anyone will get to enjoy the tracks he makes. His latest offering, ‘Ode To Herbie Hancock’,
Geek Producer Worried About Meeting Real People At Debut Gig
A geek music producer has confirmed that he is feeling extremely anxious about meeting “real people” at his debut gig. Colin Reaper, a.k.a. C.Reap, has admitted that he feels particularly out of
Producer Compresses Beat So Much It Disappears
An Australian producer has reportedly compressed a beat so much that it completely disappeared. Barry Jones, a.k.a. DJ BJ, claims to have “looked everywhere” for the beat but his search has so
Producer Still Can’t Get Track Signed Despite Owning The Label
An electronic music producer has found it almost impossible to get a track signed despite the fact that he owns the label he has been sending his demos to. James Callaghan, a.k.a
Music Producer Getting All His Daily Nutrients From Coffee & Fags
An electronic music producer who spends up to eighteen hours at a time in the studio has revealed that he gets all of his nutrients from coffee and fags. Angelo Prost, a
Bedroom Producer Currently Working On 19,998 Tracks
An English bedroom producer has revealed that she is very close to close to finishing some of the twenty thousand tracks she is currently working on. Sophie Jones, a nail technician by