Psytrance Fan Thinks Food On I’m A Celebrity Looks Delicious
A Psytrance fan has made it his life’s ambition to become famous enough to get onto I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here so he can try some of the “fine
9 Out Of 10 Idiots Still Think Kerncraft 400 Is Called Zombie Nation
A recent survey has revealed that the nine out of ten idiots still think the song Kernkraft 400 is actually called Zombie Nation. This common misconception has been happening constantly for the
Scientists Developing Heavy Metal Vaccine
Reports suggest that scientists in an English university are on the brink of releasing a vaccine for heavy metal. According to Wunderground sources, being a heavy metal fan could soon be a
Techno Club To Ban Smiling On Dance Floor
One of the world’s leading techno clubs has announced plans to ban all smiling on the dance floor by the end of the year. The club, which is currently involved in an
Doctors Confirm That Being A Tech House Fan May Be Hereditary
Doctors have confirmed that being a tech house fan could be caused by a hereditary shit taste in music. According to research, over half of tech house fans come from families with
Darude’s Royalties From Sandstorm Break $1 Billion
News emerging from the music industry this morning suggest that the royalties from Darude’s timeless classic Sandstorm have now exceeded $1Billion. According to reports, Darude is set to celebrate the monumental occasion
Techno DJs Voted Worst At Telling Jokes
A brand new poll by DJ Mag, the Top 100 DJs At Telling Jokes, has found that techno DJs are extremely bad at delivering punch lines. The surveys results found that tech
Listening To EDM Could Be The First Sign Your Child Is Mental
An American doctor has reportedly claimed that listening to EDM could be the first sign that your child is mental. Simon Lewis, a.k.a. Doctor Si, claimed that most of the EDM fan
Man’s Head Swells To Size Of Beach Ball After Suffering Allergic Reaction To Tech House
A man’s head has reportedly swollen to the size of a beach ball after suffering a severe allergic reaction to tech house. James Swann, a thirty-three-year-old trance fan, believes he was exposed
Moby Denies Skin Head Accusations
Former electronic music producer Moby has denied a recent report which claimed the animal rights activist was a skinhead. Despite being follically challenged and living on the far right hand side of