lockdown

“Virtual Festivals Aren’t Really Festivals” Claim Anyone Capable Of Thought

The internet today collectively gave up on “virtual festivals” after accepting they are nothing of the sort. “A chat window and a badly-shot DJ stream is not the same as being in

July 17, 2020

Scene

Thousands Of Angry Bald Men Seen Queuing Outside Pubs Overnight

Breaking news emerged this morning that thousands of middle-aged men have been forming queues outside of local pubs overnight in a bid to guarantee their place at the bar. Despite no known

July 4, 2020

World

100% Of UK Pubs Sold Out Of Booze Within First 5 Hours Of Opening

Following a statement released by the Pub Landlords Union (PLU), it has been officially confirmed that there is no more alcohol left in any pubs across the UK. Behavioural experts employed to

July 4, 2020

Drinks

Festivals To Go Ahead This Summer, Just Keep Your Eyes Peeled For The Virus

Festivals in the UK have been given the go-ahead to proceed this summer, provided you stay alert and “keep your eyes peeled for the virus”. Festival-goers, undoubtedly some of the most alert

May 11, 2020

Festivals

How To Stay So Alert You Can Dodge Invisible Bacteria In The Air

Following weeks indoors, the British public has been given the green light to venture outdoors and to return to work if you can, don’t if you can’t, try not to die or

May 11, 2020

World

UK Mourning Millions Of Deflated Lips Nationwide

In the latest lockdown update released by UK government, it appears deflated lips are on the rise, with 262,000 new cases reported over the last seven days taking the grand total to

April 22, 2020

People Of The World·World

“Virtual Festivals Aren’t Really Festivals” Claim Anyone Capable Of Thought

Thousands Of Angry Bald Men Seen Queuing Outside Pubs Overnight

100% Of UK Pubs Sold Out Of Booze Within First 5 Hours Of Opening

Festivals To Go Ahead This Summer, Just Keep Your Eyes Peeled For The Virus

How To Stay So Alert You Can Dodge Invisible Bacteria In The Air

UK Mourning Millions Of Deflated Lips Nationwide

Rethinking Your Investment in 4 Comet Works: A Buyer’s Guide

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Danny Tenaglia “Resigns” from DJing Through Facebook Rant

J Dilla Mum Talks About Dilla, Detroit and Dilla’s Love for House