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“Virtual Festivals Aren’t Really Festivals” Claim Anyone Capable Of Thought
Thousands Of Angry Bald Men Seen Queuing Outside Pubs Overnight
100% Of UK Pubs Sold Out Of Booze Within First 5 Hours Of Opening
Festivals To Go Ahead This Summer, Just Keep Your Eyes Peeled For The Virus
How To Stay So Alert You Can Dodge Invisible Bacteria In The Air
UK Mourning Millions Of Deflated Lips Nationwide