Graham

Police Seeking “Man Dressed In Black” Following Assault At Techno Gig

Police in Amsterdam are seeking the public’s assistance in finding a man they believe is responsible for a serious assault at a techno gig. The man they are seeking is described as

May 9, 2019

Clubs·People Of The World

Psytrance Fan Dies After Paramedic Refuses To Give Mouth To Mouth

A psytrance fan has reportedly died after a paramedic refused to attempt mouth to mouth resuscitation on him. According to witnesses, emergency services were called after the psytrance fan became ill during

May 8, 2019

Fans

Kylie Jenner Becomes Sixth Self-Made Person In Her Family

Reports emerging from the entertainment industry today suggest that Kylie Jenner has just become the sixth self-made individual in her family. Jenner has received glowing praise from all corners of Hollywood after

May 7, 2019

Celebs

Geek Producer Worried About Meeting Real People At Debut Gig

A geek music producer has confirmed that he is feeling extremely anxious about meeting “real people” at his debut gig. Colin Reaper, a.k.a. C.Reap, has admitted that he feels particularly out of

May 7, 2019

Producers

DJ Loses Earplugs First Time He Uses Them – For 12th Consecutive Time

A DJ has reportedly lost a brand new set of professional earplugs the first time he used them, for the twelfth consecutive time. Ian Raglin, a.k.a. Crouching Tiger Hidden Raglin, is believed

May 2, 2019

DJs

Aspiring DJ Shocked Mates Don’t Want To Listen To Her Practice For 6 Hours

An aspiring DJ has been left in an extremely shocked state after realising that her mates don’t wants to sit and listen to her practice for hours on end. Mary Hails, a.k.a.

May 2, 2019

DJs

R Kelly Fulfills Lifetime Dream To Grow Up Just Like Michael Jackson

R Kelly has claimed that he has no fears ahead of his impending legal battle, insisting that whatever happens, he will be happy in life after fulfilling his lifetime dream of growing

April 10, 2019

Vocalists

Man Almost Drowns Trying To Finish Pint At Closing Time

A man has reportedly almost drowned after trying to finish a pint of beer moments before being kicked out of a pub at closing time. Paul Hopkins is believed to have gotten

April 10, 2019

Drinks·People Of The World

Tech House DJ Running Out Of Places To Get Shit Tattoos

A tech house DJ is said to be considering his options after revealing that he is very close to running out of space on his body for his shit tattoo collection. Max

April 10, 2019

Fashion·Tech House

Psytrance Fan Thinks Food On I’m A Celebrity Looks Delicious

A Psytrance fan has made it his life’s ambition to become famous enough to get onto I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here so he can try some of the “fine

April 10, 2019

Fans·Food·Psytrance

Police Seeking “Man Dressed In Black” Following Assault At Techno Gig

Psytrance Fan Dies After Paramedic Refuses To Give Mouth To Mouth

Kylie Jenner Becomes Sixth Self-Made Person In Her Family

Geek Producer Worried About Meeting Real People At Debut Gig

DJ Loses Earplugs First Time He Uses Them – For 12th Consecutive Time

Aspiring DJ Shocked Mates Don’t Want To Listen To Her Practice For 6 Hours

R Kelly Fulfills Lifetime Dream To Grow Up Just Like Michael Jackson

Man Almost Drowns Trying To Finish Pint At Closing Time

Tech House DJ Running Out Of Places To Get Shit Tattoos

Psytrance Fan Thinks Food On I’m A Celebrity Looks Delicious

Berlin Nightclub Berghain Introduce Secret Handshake Door Policy

“Crystal Meth Actually Good For You” Admit Doctors

“People Who Like EDM Are Technically Retarded” Claims Study

Case Closed: Tupac Death Labelled Covid-19