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Germans have today been declared the best clubbers in the world in a poll that takes place exclusively in their own brains. Having a country that is widely considered a hotbed of

In news that is sure to devastate the international bass community, longstanding couple drum and bass, are set to divorce. Reports from close to the genre have claimed that they’d been having

Reports have emerged today which claim that that girl at the party with whom you were flirting all night was actually only flirting with you for your coke. Several witnesses have claimed

A bloke in the toilet doing bumps of coke is coughing loudly so that people in the toilet won’t hear his keys moving. David McGuirk reportedly uses the coughing technique whenever he

A British man living in Ibiza has today made the claim that he can use almost anything as a shovelling device for taking bumps of drugs. 24-year-old Adam Harris, a ket-spoon manufacturer

A young shuffler has been hospitalised today after breaking his jaw on the outstretched fist of a waiting man. 29-year-old shuffler, Bryan “With A Y” Young, reportedly suffered the broken jaw when

A DJ in Moscow has been rushed to hospital with a broken neck after stage diving at a show in which the entire audience were on ketamine and failed to notice. Russian

A bloke who selflessly decided to start doing the big clean up following a massive house party in a friend’s house has been rewarded with a medal. Jack Thurnball, a 25-year-old part-time

The bosses at Facebook have received widespread praise for their next planned update which will make it impossible for users to add people while they’re drunk. Facebook supremo Mark Zuckerberg reportedly conceived

A DJ on the cusp of stardom has decided to make a homophobic rant on his social feeds after becoming massively disillusioned with fame. 27-year-old Marcus Albright, who DJs under the name