DJ Only Moaning About Treatment From Airlines To Fit In
A DJ has admitted that he only moaned about the service he got from an airline so he would fit in with all of the other DJs he follows on social media.
Darude’s Royalties From Sandstorm Break $1 Billion
News emerging from the music industry this morning suggest that the royalties from Darude’s timeless classic Sandstorm have now exceeded $1Billion. According to reports, Darude is set to celebrate the monumental occasion
Techno DJs Voted Worst At Telling Jokes
A brand new poll by DJ Mag, the Top 100 DJs At Telling Jokes, has found that techno DJs are extremely bad at delivering punch lines. The surveys results found that tech
Alice Deejay Looking For A Housemate
Dutch trance-pop-superstar from the past, Alice Deejay, has finally admitted that she is not better off alone and is currently seeking a new housemate. Alice Deejay, real name Wendy Pieters, has reportedly
Scientists Successfully Clone Carl Cox
After years of trying to genetically engineer the perfect DJ, backyard scientists in a London council estate have finally just said “fuck it” and cloned Carl Cox instead. According to reports, following
DJ To Start 4th Cable Drawer This Year
A local DJ has confirmed that he plans to start his fourth cable drawer at some point this year. Barry Angelo, a.k.a., DJ Banjo, confirmed the news during a late night drinking
DJ’s Rent Set To Increase By Over 150 Good Exposures Next Month
A local DJ will be forced to play more gigs for good exposure after his landlord informed him that his rent will increase by one hundred and fifty good exposures next month.
Netflix Set To Release Series Of Solomun After Party Videos
Netflix subscribers will now be able to enjoy a series of exclusive videos of Solomun performing at after parties. The three thousand part series is due for release this weekend and will
DJs Just As Scared Of You As You Are Of Them
A recent report by the Internationals DJs Alliance, or the IDA, has confirmed that DJs are just as scared of you as you are of them. According to the report, DJs suffer
Knob-Twiddling DJ Finally Admits to Doing Fuck All On Stage
A DJ from Detroit with the unfortunate title of DJ Knob Twiddler has shocked fans and friends alike by admitting that he actually does very little on stage. The admission was made after