DJ Quits Family To Concentrate On Solo Career
An aspiring English DJ has reportedly quit his family to concentrate on his solo career. Father of three, James Douglas said goodnight to his children for the last time last night before
DJ Donates Entire Allocation Of Drink Tokens To Alcoholics Annonymous
A charitable DJ has reportedly promised to donate his entire allocation of drink tokens from all gigs for the remainder of the year. The DJ, who has asked to remain anonymous, is
5 Out Of 5 Sound Engineers “Zone Out” When DJs Talk To Them
A recent survey has found that approximately one hundred percent of sound engineers completely “zone out” during conversations with DJs. While some sound engineers have admitted they would engage in conversations with
DJ Drinks 20 Beers Before Set – Blames Sound System For Shit Performance
A DJ who “smashed” twenty beers before a recent set has claimed that a faulty sound system was to blame for an “extremely sub-par” performance. Dan Smith, also known as DJ Dan-In-1,
DJs Now Using Clairvoyants To Help Find Promoters At The End Of A Night
DJs all over the world have reportedly turned to clairvoyants in an attempt to find promoters at the end of the night. According to reports, promoters are rarer than a “dodo riding
Customs Officer Finds Charlotte de Witte Voodoo Doll In Amelie Lens’s Hand Luggage
Customs officers in Brussels International Airport have reported finding, what they described as, a “Charlotte de Witte voodoo doll, while searching Amelie Lens’s hand luggage. Lens and de Witte, both from Belgium,
99% Of Promoters Just Failed DJs
According to the latest statistics from Bulgarian DJ Now, Bulgaria’s least read electronic music publication, 99% of the world’s nightclub promoters are failed DJs. The Sofia based publication, often referred to as
DJ Honestly Doesn’t Give A Fuck If You Put Your Hands Up In The Air Or Not
A popular DJ has admitted that he “doesn’t give a fuck” whether or not his fans put their hands up in the air while partying at his shows. Speaking with Wunderground earlier,
DJ Admits Tattoos Actually Mean Fuck All
A DJ with an extensive collection of tattoos has shocked his fleet of fans by admitting that the majority of them actually mean fuck all. Adam Johnson, aka DJ Jon Adamson, who
DJ Loses Earplugs First Time He Uses Them – For 12th Consecutive Time
A DJ has reportedly lost a brand new set of professional earplugs the first time he used them, for the twelfth consecutive time. Ian Raglin, a.k.a. Crouching Tiger Hidden Raglin, is believed