DJs

DJ Donates Entire Allocation Of Drink Tokens To Alcoholics Annonymous
5 Out Of 5 Sound Engineers “Zone Out” When DJs Talk To Them
DJ Drinks 20 Beers Before Set – Blames Sound System For Shit Performance
DJs Now Using Clairvoyants To Help Find Promoters At The End Of A Night
Customs Officer Finds Charlotte de Witte Voodoo Doll In Amelie Lens’s Hand Luggage
99% Of Promoters Just Failed DJs
DJ Honestly Doesn’t Give A Fuck If You Put Your Hands Up In The Air Or Not
DJ Admits Tattoos Actually Mean Fuck All
DJ Loses Earplugs First Time He Uses Them – For 12th Consecutive Time
Aspiring DJ Shocked Mates Don’t Want To Listen To Her Practice For 6 Hours
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