UK Mourning Millions Of Deflated Lips Nationwide
In the latest lockdown update released by UK government, it appears deflated lips are on the rise, with 262,000 new cases reported over the last seven days taking the grand total to
Man Installing 5G Tower Admits It Was Suicide
A man who installed a local 5G tower has admitted it was an act of suicide. Hans Burn, a network logistics operator with the New World Order has admitted to installing a
R Kelly & 5G Are Forming An Evil Supergroup
R&B crooner and kidnap enthusiast, R Kelly, has announced that has recorded his 18th studio album, entitled ‘Lets Get Evil.’ The album is a 14-track collaboration with a 5G tower named Eddy
“Furlough” Overtakes “Woke” As Most Used Word Which Nobody Understands The Actual Meaning Of
A recent survey conducted by the Fake Word Federation (FWF) has revealed a huge shift in the UK public’s lingo due to the impact of coronavirus on the job market. Having spent
Man Driving 3 Litre Jeep To Festival Definitely Won’t Leave His Tent Behind
A man who plans on driving a three-litre jeep to a festival this weekend is adamant that he will be taking his tent home with him at the end. Peter Wade, whose
Woman Who Tried To Replace Partying With Exercise Decides To Go Back To Partying
A twenty eight year old woman who used exercise to fill the void left in her life when she quit partying, has reportedly decided to go back to partying. Claire Davis, a
Cercle To Livestream From The White House
Electronic music livestreamer Cercle has announced that they are to stream a DJ set from the White House this December. The livestream broadcaster, known for streaming from some of the world’s most
“BanterLadSeshBible” Tipped To Be World’s Biggest Website
A brand new website called BansterLadSeshBible is being tipped to be the biggest global phenomenon in the world next year. The site, which promises to bring “a different news experience”, launched in
DJ Who’s Taken Over 300 Flights In Last Year Won’t Use Plastic Straw
A superstar DJ who has taken over three hundred flights in the last year has been left outraged after a bartender tried to serve him a drink with a plastic straw. The
Man Who Won’t Throw Glass Bottles In Bin Still Happy To Let Them Build Up In Kitchen Forever
A man who refuses to throw glass bottles in the bin is happy enough to just let them build up in his kitchen forever. Andrew Spratz, known locally as a bit of