Graham

Woman Who Tried To Replace Partying With Exercise Decides To Go Back To Partying

A twenty eight year old woman who used exercise to fill the void left in her life when she quit partying, has reportedly decided to go back to partying. Claire Davis, a

September 19, 2019

Health & Fitness·People Of The World

Paying Extra £20 For Ticket Does Not Make You A VIP

A report from the clubbing industry has found that paying an extra £20 for your ticket does not make you a VIP. The news comes as a shock to many people who

September 18, 2019

Clubs·Scene

Cercle To Livestream From The White House

Electronic music livestreamer Cercle has announced that they are to stream a DJ set from the White House this December. The livestream broadcaster, known for streaming from some of the world’s most

September 17, 2019

Online·Scene

English Town Now Has More Promoters Than People

Reports are emerging that suggest a small English town is now home to more promoters than people. The town, Barrows Gate, is located one hundred and fifty miles north of London and

September 17, 2019

Promoters·Scene

Bloke Who’s Been Raving For 15 Years Still Can’t Tell Difference Between House And Techno

A man who has been going to raves for approximately fifteen years has today admitted that he is still unsure about the differences between house and techno. Andy Gallagher, know known locally

September 16, 2019

People Of The World

Police Called After Gang Of Ravers Show Up At Wrong Orchestra Show

Police have been called to an Egnlish theatre after a group of rowdy ravers showed up for the wrong orchestra show. The ravers, who have been described as “oldschool and slightly scaldy”,

September 13, 2019

Scene

Man Who Can’t Afford Rent Happy To Blow £200 On Night Out

A man who is struggling to make this month’s rent is reportedly ready to “smash the pants off” another £200 night out this weekend. Martin Oliver, a bank clerc from Stoke-on-Trent, is

September 13, 2019

People Of The World

Promoter Claims Tiny Shithole Is Intimate And Bespoke

A local promoter has hit back at critics by claiming that a club which has been labelled as a “tiny shithole” is actually an intimate and bespoke venue. Warren Davis, who runs

September 4, 2019

Promoters

Promoter Thinks Gender Equality Is Making Both Male & Female DJs Sell The Same Amount Of Tickets

A local promoter has claimed to be 100% behind gender equality in the music industry by insisting that both male and female DJs must sell the exact same amount of tickets to

September 2, 2019

Promoters

DJ Demands Bigger Font on Lineup Before Leaving Womb

An unborn fetus who is expected to eventually grow into a DJ is apparently refusing to be born until the midwife signs off on a bigger font for the artwork to announce