Graham

Festival Stage Inside Active Volcano Definitely Going To Be Lit

Secret Solstice festival have announced audacious plans to put a stage inside an active volcano at this year’s festival. According to organisers of the Iclandic festival, the decision to move the stage

April 4, 2019

Festivals

Belgian Club Digs Basement To Be Even More Underground For 25th Birthday

Belgian techno club Fuse has announced plans to dig a new basement in a bid to be “even more underground” for their upcoming twenty fifth anniversary. Sources within the club claim that

April 2, 2019

Clubs

The California Raisins To Make Comeback As DJ Collective

The California Raisins have announced that they are set to relaunch themselves as a DJ collective and embark on world tour later this year. According to reports, the four piece have rediscovered

March 7, 2019

Celebs

9 Out Of 10 Idiots Still Think Kerncraft 400 Is Called Zombie Nation

A recent survey has revealed that the nine out of ten idiots still think the song Kernkraft 400 is actually called Zombie Nation. This common misconception has been happening constantly for the

March 7, 2019

Music

Man Admits Dog He Got For Companionship Is Shit Drinking Buddy

A man who recently bought a dog for companionship has admitted that he made a mistake after realising the dog was a “shit drinking buddy”. Peter Morris, a forty year old painter

March 5, 2019

Drinks·People Of The World

Producer Compresses Beat So Much It Disappears

An Australian producer has reportedly compressed a beat so much that it completely disappeared. Barry Jones, a.k.a. DJ BJ, claims to have “looked everywhere” for the beat but his search has so

March 5, 2019

Producers

Scientists Developing Heavy Metal Vaccine

Reports suggest that scientists in an English university are on the brink of releasing a vaccine for heavy metal. According to Wunderground sources, being a heavy metal fan could soon be a

March 5, 2019

Music

Techno Club To Ban Smiling On Dance Floor

One of the world’s leading techno clubs has announced plans to ban all smiling on the dance floor by the end of the year. The club, which is currently involved in an

March 5, 2019

Clubs·Techno

DJ Only Moaning About Treatment From Airlines To Fit In

A DJ has admitted that he only moaned about the service he got from an airline so he would fit in with all of the other DJs he follows on social media.

March 5, 2019

DJs

Pioneer To Launch First Acoustic CDJ

Pioneer DJ have announced plans to release the first ever acoustic CDJ, the CDJ 1, as part of their “next gen” DJ equipment line later this year. The device is set to

March 5, 2019

Tech

Festival Stage Inside Active Volcano Definitely Going To Be Lit

Belgian Club Digs Basement To Be Even More Underground For 25th Birthday

The California Raisins To Make Comeback As DJ Collective

9 Out Of 10 Idiots Still Think Kerncraft 400 Is Called Zombie Nation

Man Admits Dog He Got For Companionship Is Shit Drinking Buddy

Producer Compresses Beat So Much It Disappears

Scientists Developing Heavy Metal Vaccine

Techno Club To Ban Smiling On Dance Floor

DJ Only Moaning About Treatment From Airlines To Fit In

Pioneer To Launch First Acoustic CDJ

Rethinking Your Investment in 4 Comet Works: A Buyer’s Guide

Move D @ Panoramabar (27.3.2011)

Danny Tenaglia “Resigns” from DJing Through Facebook Rant

J Dilla Mum Talks About Dilla, Detroit and Dilla’s Love for House