Cercle To Livestream From The White House
Electronic music livestreamer Cercle has announced that they are to stream a DJ set from the White House this December. The livestream broadcaster, known for streaming from some of the world’s most
English Town Now Has More Promoters Than People
Reports are emerging that suggest a small English town is now home to more promoters than people. The town, Barrows Gate, is located one hundred and fifty miles north of London and
Police Called After Gang Of Ravers Show Up At Wrong Orchestra Show
Police have been called to an Egnlish theatre after a group of rowdy ravers showed up for the wrong orchestra show. The ravers, who have been described as “oldschool and slightly scaldy”,
Archeologists Uncover Gabber Then Bury It Again
In recent news, a group of Oxford archeology students have discovered the oldest recorded version of gabber. The class were astounded to hear the distorted sounds of a pitch-shifted bass blaring from
Vinyl-Only Producer Happy Only 500 Nerds Will Ever Hear Their Music
House producer DJ Oxfam has revealed that his greatest pleasure in music is knowing that hardly anyone will get to enjoy the tracks he makes. His latest offering, ‘Ode To Herbie Hancock’,
Fragile Male DJ Finds 7 Inch Records “Intimidating”
A fragile male DJ has bravely admitted that he finds seven-inch records ‘intimidating’. Talking exclusively to Wunderground, Richard N. Vee claimed that even vinyl singles, boasting one inch more length than the
Scotland Set To Introduce 6 Day Weekend
The Scottish government are reportedly set to introduce legislation that will see the weekend increased to six days. According to one member of parliament, reducing the workweek to just one day will
Scottish Group To Start Saturday Night Pre-Drinking On Thursday Morning
A group of Scottish pals have decided to start their Saturday night pre-drinking at approximately 11 am on Thursday morning. The close-knit group, who claim to be “buck wild”, are believed to
Scottish Parliament Pass Bill To Have Buckfast Sold In Giant Inflatable Bottles
The Scottish parliament has reportedly passed a bill that will see the popular fortified wine Buckfast sold in giant inflatable bottles. Sources within Holyrood suggest that the decision to make the switch
DJ Donates Entire Allocation Of Drink Tokens To Alcoholics Annonymous
A charitable DJ has reportedly promised to donate his entire allocation of drink tokens from all gigs for the remainder of the year. The DJ, who has asked to remain anonymous, is