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Police Called After Gang Of Ravers Show Up At Wrong Orchestra Show

Police have been called to an Egnlish theatre after a group of rowdy ravers showed up for the wrong orchestra show. The ravers, who have been described as “oldschool and slightly scaldy”,

September 13, 2019

Scene

Archeologists Uncover Gabber Then Bury It Again

In recent news, a group of Oxford archeology students have discovered the oldest recorded version of gabber. The class were astounded to hear the distorted sounds of a pitch-shifted bass blaring from

August 28, 2019

Music·Scene

Vinyl-Only Producer Happy Only 500 Nerds Will Ever Hear Their Music

House producer DJ Oxfam has revealed that his greatest pleasure in music is knowing that hardly anyone will get to enjoy the tracks he makes. His latest offering, ‘Ode To Herbie Hancock’,

August 8, 2019

Producers·Vinyl

Fragile Male DJ Finds 7 Inch Records “Intimidating”

A fragile male DJ has bravely admitted that he finds seven-inch records ‘intimidating’. Talking exclusively to Wunderground, Richard N. Vee claimed that even vinyl singles, boasting one inch more length than the

August 8, 2019

DJs·Vinyl

Scotland Set To Introduce 6 Day Weekend

The Scottish government are reportedly set to introduce legislation that will see the weekend increased to six days. According to one member of parliament, reducing the workweek to just one day will

July 24, 2019

Scene

Scottish Group To Start Saturday Night Pre-Drinking On Thursday Morning

A group of Scottish pals have decided to start their Saturday night pre-drinking at approximately 11 am on Thursday morning. The close-knit group, who claim to be “buck wild”, are believed to

July 24, 2019

Drinks

Scottish Parliament Pass Bill To Have Buckfast Sold In Giant Inflatable Bottles

The Scottish parliament has reportedly passed a bill that will see the popular fortified wine Buckfast sold in giant inflatable bottles. Sources within Holyrood suggest that the decision to make the switch

July 24, 2019

Drinks

DJ Donates Entire Allocation Of Drink Tokens To Alcoholics Annonymous

A charitable DJ has reportedly promised to donate his entire allocation of drink tokens from all gigs for the remainder of the year. The DJ, who has asked to remain anonymous, is

July 12, 2019

DJs·Drinks

DJ Drinks 20 Beers Before Set – Blames Sound System For Shit Performance

A DJ who “smashed” twenty beers before a recent set has claimed that a faulty sound system was to blame for an “extremely sub-par” performance. Dan Smith, also known as DJ Dan-In-1,

July 3, 2019

DJs·Drinks

Man With Huge Record Collection Never Listens To Any Of Them

A man who has been credited with having one of the world’s largest record collections has admitted that he never actually listens to any of them. Despite devoting his life to collecting

May 28, 2019

People Of The World·Vinyl

Culture - Page 3

Police Called After Gang Of Ravers Show Up At Wrong Orchestra Show

Archeologists Uncover Gabber Then Bury It Again

Vinyl-Only Producer Happy Only 500 Nerds Will Ever Hear Their Music

Fragile Male DJ Finds 7 Inch Records “Intimidating”

Scotland Set To Introduce 6 Day Weekend

Scottish Group To Start Saturday Night Pre-Drinking On Thursday Morning

Scottish Parliament Pass Bill To Have Buckfast Sold In Giant Inflatable Bottles

DJ Donates Entire Allocation Of Drink Tokens To Alcoholics Annonymous

DJ Drinks 20 Beers Before Set – Blames Sound System For Shit Performance

Man With Huge Record Collection Never Listens To Any Of Them

Berlin Nightclub Berghain Introduce Secret Handshake Door Policy

“Crystal Meth Actually Good For You” Admit Doctors

“People Who Like EDM Are Technically Retarded” Claims Study

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