Local DJ Can’t Believe It’s Nearly A Year Since He Licked A Promoters Arse
Local DJ Fran Brown literally can’t believe it was only this time last year that he was living his best life in the VIP area of local haunt ’The Cuntclub’. Fran, a
Marshmello Hopes His New Fleshlight Will Reconnect Him With Fans
Rick Astley, the artist behind the famous Marshmello character has said “Lockdown has been a strange time for everybody. In the EDM industry, we’ve all had to find new ways to create
David Morales Launches Topless OnlyFans Account
House legend David Morales has this week announced to his followers they can subscribe to his new OnlyFans account to see thousands of topless pictures, all taken over the last 40 years
We Get Dressed In The Dark – Solardo
In news that comes as absolutely no surprise to anybody within the dance music community, DJ duo Solardo have confirmed they get dressed in the dark. Appearing recently in a newspaper interview
Every DJ Duo Consists Of 1 With Talent & 1 Absolute Wreck-Head – Study Reveals
Following a recent study conducted by the Association of DJ Duos (ADDJ), it has been confirmed that every DJ duo on the planet consists of one articulate, intelligent, technically gifted musician, and
Drum N Bass DJ Only Knows 2 Genres “Drum N Bass & Anything That’s Not Drum N Bass”
A drum n bass DJ has admitted that he only knows two genres of music, drum n bass and anything that’s not drum n bass. Tommy Grainger, a.k.a. DJ Tommy G, a.k.a.
New iPhone Capable Of Playing Music For Longer Than Marco Carola
Unconfirmed reports suggest the new iPhone 11 may be capable of playing music for even longer than Marco Carola. Reviews claim the state of the art phone’s battery life is “not bad”
Touring DJ Admits Local Crowd Aren’t Actually Best Crowd In World
A touring DJ has upset a large portion of his fans after admitting that a local crowd aren’t actually the best crowd in the world. Isak Karllson, made the admission after he
Psytrance DJ Considered Sellout After Getting First Paid Gig
A psytrance DJ has been labeled a “sellout” by a group of his peers after performing at his first paid gig last weekend. Senior members of the psytrance family have slammed Alan
Kellogs Giving Away Free Tech House Tracks Inside Boxes Of Cornflakes
Kellogs are set to give away free tech house tracks in all boxes of Cornflakes during the month of October. The world’s largest breakfast cereal producer confirmed the offer earlier today and