DJ Demands Bigger Font on Lineup Before Leaving Womb
An unborn fetus who is expected to eventually grow into a DJ is apparently refusing to be born until the midwife signs off on a bigger font for the artwork to announce
Ryanair To Charge DJs Extra For Emotional Baggage
According to the latest rumours from the aviation industry, Ryanair are set to start charging DJs additional fees for emotional baggage. It is believed that touring DJs currently make up approximately 24%
DJ Sneak Shortlisted For Nobel Peace Prize
A leaked document has confirmed that DJ Sneak has been shortlisted for this year’s Nobel Peace Prize. Sneak, real name Carlos Sosa, is believed to have been included on the shortlist after
DJ Who’s Taken Over 300 Flights In Last Year Won’t Use Plastic Straw
A superstar DJ who has taken over three hundred flights in the last year has been left outraged after a bartender tried to serve him a drink with a plastic straw. The
Richie Hawtin’s Hair To Headline Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Reports coming out of Scotland this morning suggest that Richie Hawtin’s hair has been named as a surprise headliner for this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Although the Fringe Festival is more commonly
Dubfire Announces 30 Day DJ Set
After hearing of Joseph Capriati’s 28-hour set at Sunwaves earlier this year, Dubfire, aka Ali Shirazinia, has declared a month-long set to settle the madness once and for all. Having previously smashed
Fragile Male DJ Finds 7 Inch Records “Intimidating”
A fragile male DJ has bravely admitted that he finds seven-inch records ‘intimidating’. Talking exclusively to Wunderground, Richard N. Vee claimed that even vinyl singles, boasting one inch more length than the
Opening DJ Wants To Know Can He Borrow Headphones
An opening DJ is hopeful of borrowing a set of headphones to perform his set as he hasn’t yet managed to buy himself a set good enough to use while playing out.
1 In 4 STIs Linked To DJs
The latest research has confirmed that as many as one in every four STIs contracted in the UK is linked to a DJ. The research, carried out by some bloke called Tony,
DJ Quits Family To Concentrate On Solo Career
An aspiring English DJ has reportedly quit his family to concentrate on his solo career. Father of three, James Douglas said goodnight to his children for the last time last night before