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Chris Brown Arrested On Suspicion Of Being A Cunt

World renowned dickhead and questionable rapper Chris Brown has reportedly been arrested on suspicion of being a cunt. Brown, best known for his involvement in woman beating and rape accusations, was picked

February 22, 2019

Celebs·Vocalists

Bloke On Rollover Accidentally Takes The Morning After Pill

A bloke on the roll over has been left with a “severely upset tummy” after accidentally taking the morning after pill. Gareth Jenkins, a twenty two year old from The Valleys, Wales,

February 22, 2019

People Of The World

Unexpected Banksy Piece Appears On Man’s Face After He Falls Asleep At House Party

A brand new Banksy piece has mysteriously appeared on a man’s face after he fell asleep at a house party. The man, who has asked to remain anonymous, claims the unexpected work

February 22, 2019

Culture·People Of The World

DJ To Start 4th Cable Drawer This Year

A local DJ has confirmed that he plans to start his fourth cable drawer at some point this year. Barry Angelo, a.k.a., DJ Banjo, confirmed the news during a late night drinking

February 21, 2019

DJs·Tech

Scottish Lad To Wear His “Good Shirt” Out For 10th Consecutive Weekend

A Scottish lad has revealed plans to wear his “good shirt” out for the tenth consecutive weekend. Anthony Fitzpatrick shocked absolutely no one by revealing his outfit ahead of a “big weekend

February 19, 2019

People Of The World·World

Paris Hilton Set To Inherit Her Father’s Taste In Music

Paris Hilton’s DJ career is set to improve drastically in the future after news that she would inherit her father’s taste in music broke earlier today. According to reports from America, Hilton

February 13, 2019

Celebs

Vegan DJ Not Sure Whether To Tell People He’s A Vegan Or A DJ First

A vegan DJ has admitted that he is unsure whether he should introduce himself to new people as a vegan or a DJ first. Hans Schmidt, DJ Hans Up, claims that he

February 13, 2019

Vegans

Kids Now More Scared Of R Kelly Than They Are Of Spiders

Children all over the world are reportedly now more scared of the singer R Kelly than they are of spiders. Kelly, best known for being the only man in the world who

February 11, 2019

Celebs

DJ’s Rent Set To Increase By Over 150 Good Exposures Next Month

A local DJ will be forced to play more gigs for good exposure after his landlord informed him that his rent will increase by one hundred and fifty good exposures next month.

February 7, 2019

DJs

“Thank Fuck Dry January Is Over” Agree All Of World’s Club Promoters

All of the world’s club promoters have come together in a rare showing of unity to thank fuck that dry January is over. Following the busiest weekend of the year so far,

February 5, 2019

Drinks·Promoters

Humans - Page 14

Chris Brown Arrested On Suspicion Of Being A Cunt

Bloke On Rollover Accidentally Takes The Morning After Pill

Unexpected Banksy Piece Appears On Man’s Face After He Falls Asleep At House Party

DJ To Start 4th Cable Drawer This Year

Scottish Lad To Wear His “Good Shirt” Out For 10th Consecutive Weekend

Paris Hilton Set To Inherit Her Father’s Taste In Music

Vegan DJ Not Sure Whether To Tell People He’s A Vegan Or A DJ First

Kids Now More Scared Of R Kelly Than They Are Of Spiders

DJ’s Rent Set To Increase By Over 150 Good Exposures Next Month

“Thank Fuck Dry January Is Over” Agree All Of World’s Club Promoters

Berlin Nightclub Berghain Introduce Secret Handshake Door Policy

“Crystal Meth Actually Good For You” Admit Doctors

“People Who Like EDM Are Technically Retarded” Claims Study

Case Closed: Tupac Death Labelled Covid-19