Humans – Page 7 – Wunderground Music

All Festivals Now Booked By Same Person

A shocking reports from the music industry has claimed that all festivals are now booked by the same person. Sources within the festival circuit have revealed that a “powerful global conglomerate” have

August 23, 2019

Festivals·Promoters

Apology Ghostwriters Set To Be Next Big Trend In Dance Music

Apology ghostwriters are set to be the biggest craze in dance music with more and more artists fucking up and needing to make apologies. Foul-mouthed racist rants, misogynistic views and unwanted attention

August 23, 2019

Industry Folk

Man In Coma After Asking Techno Producer A Question About Synth

An inquisitive man has reportedly been left in a coma after asking a techno producer a simple question about a synth they were using. Miles Davison, thirty three, was rushed to hospital

August 23, 2019

Fans·Producers

Richie Hawtin’s Hair To Headline Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Reports coming out of Scotland this morning suggest that Richie Hawtin’s hair has been named as a surprise headliner for this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Although the Fringe Festival is more commonly

August 14, 2019

DJs

Club Removes Roof To Fit Promoter’s Ego Into Venue

A fed-up club owner in Kent, England, has taken extreme measures to safeguard the future of his club. In A Wunderground exclusive, owner Pablo ‘Peroni’ Smith revealed the stark reality of being

August 13, 2019

Clubs·Promoters

Dubfire Announces 30 Day DJ Set

After hearing of Joseph Capriati’s 28-hour set at Sunwaves earlier this year, Dubfire, aka Ali Shirazinia, has declared a month-long set to settle the madness once and for all. Having previously smashed

August 9, 2019

DJs

Vinyl-Only Producer Happy Only 500 Nerds Will Ever Hear Their Music

House producer DJ Oxfam has revealed that his greatest pleasure in music is knowing that hardly anyone will get to enjoy the tracks he makes. His latest offering, ‘Ode To Herbie Hancock’,

August 8, 2019

Producers·Vinyl

Event Manager’s Circle Of Friends Rapidly Increases Prior To Festival Season

A new study has shown that in the months leading up to the annual Summer festival and events season, event managers, organisers and staff see a large increase in the size of

August 8, 2019

Festivals·Promoters

Fragile Male DJ Finds 7 Inch Records “Intimidating”

A fragile male DJ has bravely admitted that he finds seven-inch records ‘intimidating’. Talking exclusively to Wunderground, Richard N. Vee claimed that even vinyl singles, boasting one inch more length than the

August 8, 2019

DJs·Vinyl

New ‘Mandy From Essex’ Doll Says ‘I’m On The Guestlist’ When You Pull Her String

Mandy From Essex, a brand new talking doll, is set to take the world by storm this Christmas. Toy experts are predicting the doll will be “like gold dust” this year with

July 30, 2019

Fans·People Of The World

Humans - Page 7

All Festivals Now Booked By Same Person

Apology Ghostwriters Set To Be Next Big Trend In Dance Music

Man In Coma After Asking Techno Producer A Question About Synth

Richie Hawtin’s Hair To Headline Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Club Removes Roof To Fit Promoter’s Ego Into Venue

Dubfire Announces 30 Day DJ Set

Vinyl-Only Producer Happy Only 500 Nerds Will Ever Hear Their Music

Event Manager’s Circle Of Friends Rapidly Increases Prior To Festival Season

Fragile Male DJ Finds 7 Inch Records “Intimidating”

New ‘Mandy From Essex’ Doll Says ‘I’m On The Guestlist’ When You Pull Her String

Rethinking Your Investment in 4 Comet Works: A Buyer’s Guide

Move D @ Panoramabar (27.3.2011)

Danny Tenaglia “Resigns” from DJing Through Facebook Rant

J Dilla Mum Talks About Dilla, Detroit and Dilla’s Love for House