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Raver Who “Remembers Good Old Days” Can’t Actually Remember Good Old Days

Local rave veteran Bill Maxwell was repeatedly heard telling acquaintances about “the good old days” last weekend, according to sources. Completely unprompted, Maxwell informed those nearby that “DJs really were DJs” back

August 28, 2019

People Of The World

DJ Sneak Shortlisted For Nobel Peace Prize

A leaked document has confirmed that DJ Sneak has been shortlisted for this year’s Nobel Peace Prize. Sneak, real name Carlos Sosa, is believed to have been included on the shortlist after

August 27, 2019

DJs

DJ Who’s Taken Over 300 Flights In Last Year Won’t Use Plastic Straw

A superstar DJ who has taken over three hundred flights in the last year has been left outraged after a bartender tried to serve him a drink with a plastic straw. The

August 27, 2019

DJs·Environment

Man Who Won’t Throw Glass Bottles In Bin Still Happy To Let Them Build Up In Kitchen Forever

A man who refuses to throw glass bottles in the bin is happy enough to just let them build up in his kitchen forever. Andrew Spratz, known locally as a bit of

August 27, 2019

Environment·People Of The World

Tour Manager Not Really Sure What His Job Is

The tour manager of a popular British DJ has admitted that he isn’t really sure what his job actually entails. Now into his third year of employment, Barry Smith claimed that when

August 27, 2019

Industry Folk

Techno Fan To Be Given Full Mental Assessment After Buying Plain White T-Shirt

A techno fan is to be given a full mental assessment after she were spotted buying a plain white t-shirt last weekend. Alarms were raised after Martha Schnauzer, an art student based

August 27, 2019

Fans·People Of The World

All Festivals Now Booked By Same Person

A shocking reports from the music industry has claimed that all festivals are now booked by the same person. Sources within the festival circuit have revealed that a “powerful global conglomerate” have

August 23, 2019

Festivals·Promoters

Apology Ghostwriters Set To Be Next Big Trend In Dance Music

Apology ghostwriters are set to be the biggest craze in dance music with more and more artists fucking up and needing to make apologies. Foul-mouthed racist rants, misogynistic views and unwanted attention

August 23, 2019

Industry Folk

Man In Coma After Asking Techno Producer A Question About Synth

An inquisitive man has reportedly been left in a coma after asking a techno producer a simple question about a synth they were using. Miles Davison, thirty three, was rushed to hospital

August 23, 2019

Fans·Producers

Richie Hawtin’s Hair To Headline Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Reports coming out of Scotland this morning suggest that Richie Hawtin’s hair has been named as a surprise headliner for this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Although the Fringe Festival is more commonly

August 14, 2019

DJs

Humans - Page 7

Raver Who “Remembers Good Old Days” Can’t Actually Remember Good Old Days

DJ Sneak Shortlisted For Nobel Peace Prize

DJ Who’s Taken Over 300 Flights In Last Year Won’t Use Plastic Straw

Man Who Won’t Throw Glass Bottles In Bin Still Happy To Let Them Build Up In Kitchen Forever

Tour Manager Not Really Sure What His Job Is

Techno Fan To Be Given Full Mental Assessment After Buying Plain White T-Shirt

All Festivals Now Booked By Same Person

Apology Ghostwriters Set To Be Next Big Trend In Dance Music

Man In Coma After Asking Techno Producer A Question About Synth

Richie Hawtin’s Hair To Headline Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Berlin Nightclub Berghain Introduce Secret Handshake Door Policy

“Crystal Meth Actually Good For You” Admit Doctors

“People Who Like EDM Are Technically Retarded” Claims Study

Case Closed: Tupac Death Labelled Covid-19