Tour Manager Not Really Sure What His Job Is
The tour manager of a popular British DJ has admitted that he isn’t really sure what his job actually entails. Now into his third year of employment, Barry Smith claimed that when
Techno Fan To Be Given Full Mental Assessment After Buying Plain White T-Shirt
A techno fan is to be given a full mental assessment after she were spotted buying a plain white t-shirt last weekend. Alarms were raised after Martha Schnauzer, an art student based
All Festivals Now Booked By Same Person
A shocking reports from the music industry has claimed that all festivals are now booked by the same person. Sources within the festival circuit have revealed that a “powerful global conglomerate” have
Apology Ghostwriters Set To Be Next Big Trend In Dance Music
Apology ghostwriters are set to be the biggest craze in dance music with more and more artists fucking up and needing to make apologies. Foul-mouthed racist rants, misogynistic views and unwanted attention
Man In Coma After Asking Techno Producer A Question About Synth
An inquisitive man has reportedly been left in a coma after asking a techno producer a simple question about a synth they were using. Miles Davison, thirty three, was rushed to hospital
Richie Hawtin’s Hair To Headline Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Reports coming out of Scotland this morning suggest that Richie Hawtin’s hair has been named as a surprise headliner for this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Although the Fringe Festival is more commonly
Club Removes Roof To Fit Promoter’s Ego Into Venue
A fed-up club owner in Kent, England, has taken extreme measures to safeguard the future of his club. In A Wunderground exclusive, owner Pablo ‘Peroni’ Smith revealed the stark reality of being
Dubfire Announces 30 Day DJ Set
After hearing of Joseph Capriati’s 28-hour set at Sunwaves earlier this year, Dubfire, aka Ali Shirazinia, has declared a month-long set to settle the madness once and for all. Having previously smashed
Vinyl-Only Producer Happy Only 500 Nerds Will Ever Hear Their Music
House producer DJ Oxfam has revealed that his greatest pleasure in music is knowing that hardly anyone will get to enjoy the tracks he makes. His latest offering, ‘Ode To Herbie Hancock’,
Event Manager’s Circle Of Friends Rapidly Increases Prior To Festival Season
A new study has shown that in the months leading up to the annual Summer festival and events season, event managers, organisers and staff see a large increase in the size of