Mikey

Warm-Up DJ Who Lost Over 40 Gigs Since March 2020 Saves €3k

Local warm-up DJ Mark Watkins has lost over 40 gigs since the pandemic first closed music venues back in March 2020. “It’s saved me over three thousand euro’” said a pretty chuffed

April 30, 2021

DJs

Berghain Hope To Resume Not Letting People In Sometime This Year

The legendary Berlin club Berghain, famous around the world for its strict door policy, had said it hopes to resume turning people away at some stage this summer. “2020 was awful’ said

February 20, 2021

Clubs

DJ Mag Rename ‘Top 100 Clubs’ To ‘Top 100 Financial Liabilities’ For 2021

DJ Mag has announced that this year’s Top 100 Clubs poll will be rebranded as the Top 100 Financial Liabilities poll, for obvious reasons. Nightclubs, previously hedonistic safe-havens celebrated by millions around

February 18, 2021

Clubs

Job Site Now Has ‘More DJs Than Beatport’

Indeed.com is now the most-visited website for dance music professionals around the world, according to a herd of boring pollsters hidden in a basement somewhere. “It’s been a rapid rise to the

February 18, 2021

Online

Covid Spread From Bats To Humans Via Marshmello, Claim Scientists

Covid-19 made from the jump from bats to humans using the popular kid’s entertainer Marshello as the catalyst, scientists from the World Health Organisation have today claimed. “We always knew the virus

February 17, 2021

DJs

88% Of DJs Were Super-Spreaders Before Covid, Report Claims

Eighty-eight percent of touring DJs were classed as super-spreaders long before the term became known publicly, a leading Virologist has written in The New Scientist this month. “The average touring DJ will

February 17, 2021

Health & Fitness

32 UK DJs Found Hiding In Lorry Bound For France

A herd of migrant DJs fleeing the UK has been discovered hidden in the back of a lorry bound for France. The group, without touring visas or EU citizenship, had been hidden

February 16, 2021

DJs

DJ EZ To Listen To Tiesto For 24 Hours For Charity

DJ EZ has this morning announced his biggest undertaking yet and is set to listen to Tiesto for 24 hours non-stop in aid of Cancer Research next month. “As everybody knows, I

February 16, 2021

DJs

Christopher Columbus Discovers Good Tech House Track

“Tech House is fucking WANK!” Christopher Columbus told Wunderground earlier today. “I’ve been dead hundreds of years, and nothing – NOTHING – has ever made me feel as dead inside as some

January 12, 2021

Tech House

Pacha To Dismantle Marco Carola For Parts

Pacha have announced they will be scrapping Marco Carola before the upcoming season and will instead dismantle him for parts. The Italian Music On head-honcho has become ‘too expensive to maintain‘ claim

January 10, 2021

DJs