Kethead Locked In Portaloo Since 2019 ‘Glad To Be Free’
A lad who purchased what he is calling ‘a fairly decent sized bag of Ket’ has this morning stumbled out of the portaloo he has called home since 2019, asking builders on
Plastic-Free Festival In Essex Sees Five Thousand Turned Away
An eco-friendly festival in Essex has this morning announced bankruptcy having turned away all 5000 ticket holders last weekend, as plastic was prohibited from the festival grounds. The extremely large and frustrated
Girl’s Coachella Footage Wins Top Prize At Sundance Film Festival
This girls shaky camera footage shot from the crowd at Coachella has just swept the board the Sundance Film Festival, taking home ‘Best Film’, ‘Best Short Film’ and ‘Best Thing Shot During
DJ Is An Expert At Syncing Tracks To The Firework Display, Somehow
DJs have evolved the ability to see into the future. Either that, or they’ve developed the ability to mindread stage production staff and know their every move before they make it, scientists
This Festival Announced A Similar Line-Up To Everybody Else, And It’s Apparently Worth Writing A News Piece About
This bog standard festival has announced the same shit they announce every year, and we’re going to pay talented people with hopes and dreams, and better places to be, to sit down
‘Festivals Are More Appealing With Distancing Restrictions’ Claims Karen
Karen has once again taken to Facebook, this time to announce that festivals look “much better” with the social distancing restrictions in place. “Having my own little fenced off area to dance
Festivals To Go Ahead This Summer, Just Keep Your Eyes Peeled For The Virus
Festivals in the UK have been given the go-ahead to proceed this summer, provided you stay alert and “keep your eyes peeled for the virus”. Festival-goers, undoubtedly some of the most alert
elrow Town Upgraded To City After Getting Inflatable Cathedral
Amsterdam’s elrow Town festival is to be upgraded to a city after the Spanish party brand petitioned to have the Absolute Pink Cathedral recognised as an official cathedral. Speaking on behalf of
All Festivals Now Booked By Same Person
A shocking reports from the music industry has claimed that all festivals are now booked by the same person. Sources within the festival circuit have revealed that a “powerful global conglomerate” have
Event Manager’s Circle Of Friends Rapidly Increases Prior To Festival Season
A new study has shown that in the months leading up to the annual Summer festival and events season, event managers, organisers and staff see a large increase in the size of