Promoter Only Person In Club Who Knows Who Promoter Is
A club promoter has been left in an extremely distressed state after realising that he is the only person in the entire club who actually knows who he is. Toni Waterville, who
Customs Officer Finds Charlotte de Witte Voodoo Doll In Amelie Lens’s Hand Luggage
Customs officers in Brussels International Airport have reported finding, what they described as, a “Charlotte de Witte voodoo doll, while searching Amelie Lens’s hand luggage. Lens and de Witte, both from Belgium,
Local Promoters Now Only Competing To See Who Can Lose The Most Money
A group of local promoters have become locked in a bitter battle to see who can lose the most money over the course of this year. According to Wunderground sources, a fierce
Club Promoter Sacks Photographer Because Show With 12 People Looked Quiet In Photos
A club promoter has reportedly fired his photographer after pictures of a recent show with just twelve people at it made the event look quiet. The promoter, known only as Big Jon,
Promoter Applying Factor 50 To Back Of Legs To Protect From The Sun Shining Out His Arse
An Ibiza based promoter has reportedly been spotted applying a thick layer of factor 50 sunscreen to the back of his legs in an attempt to protect his skin from the sun,
99% Of Promoters Just Failed DJs
According to the latest statistics from Bulgarian DJ Now, Bulgaria’s least read electronic music publication, 99% of the world’s nightclub promoters are failed DJs. The Sofia based publication, often referred to as
Promoter Set To Make An Announcement To Announce An Upcoming Announcement
A club promoter who recently threw his very first party, to a crowd made up of tens of people, is believed to be planning an announcement to announce an upcoming announcement he
Promoter Only Person In Club Enjoying Oversold Event
A promoter is reportedly the only person in a local nightclub who is enjoying the night, which he completely oversold. Barry Greaves, known locally as a greedy cunt, is believed to be
Weird Guy Spotted In Every Photo Of DJ Actually The Promoter
A weird bloke who seems to be lurking in the background of every photo of the DJ from a recent clubnight is actually the event’s promoter, it has emerged. The promoter, Andy
DJ Honestly Doesn’t Give A Fuck If You Put Your Hands Up In The Air Or Not
A popular DJ has admitted that he “doesn’t give a fuck” whether or not his fans put their hands up in the air while partying at his shows. Speaking with Wunderground earlier,