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Promoter Set To Make An Announcement To Announce An Upcoming Announcement

A club promoter who recently threw his very first party, to a crowd made up of tens of people, is believed to be planning an announcement to announce an upcoming announcement he

June 13, 2019

Promoters

Promoter Only Person In Club Enjoying Oversold Event

A promoter is reportedly the only person in a local nightclub who is enjoying the night, which he completely oversold. Barry Greaves, known locally as a greedy cunt, is believed to be

June 12, 2019

Clubs·Promoters

Weird Guy Spotted In Every Photo Of DJ Actually The Promoter

A weird bloke who seems to be lurking in the background of every photo of the DJ from a recent clubnight is actually the event’s promoter, it has emerged. The promoter, Andy

June 12, 2019

Promoters

DJ Honestly Doesn’t Give A Fuck If You Put Your Hands Up In The Air Or Not

A popular DJ has admitted that he “doesn’t give a fuck” whether or not his fans put their hands up in the air while partying at his shows. Speaking with Wunderground earlier,

June 6, 2019

DJs

DJ Admits Tattoos Actually Mean Fuck All

A DJ with an extensive collection of tattoos has shocked his fleet of fans by admitting that the majority of them actually mean fuck all. Adam Johnson, aka DJ Jon Adamson, who

June 4, 2019

DJs

Vegan Baby Refusing Breast Milk

The world’s youngest vegan, a three month old baby, has reportedly started to refuse his mother’s breast milk because he feels it is “a little unethical”. Speaking in a series of groans,

June 2, 2019

Vegans

Man Tells The Pink Elephants At Work He Probably Got Microdose Levels Wrong

An English man who has real trouble understanding the metric system has reportedly been heard telling pink elephants in work that he probably got his microdose levels wrong. Alan Ivers, a thirty

May 29, 2019

People Of The World

Man With Huge Record Collection Never Listens To Any Of Them

A man who has been credited with having one of the world’s largest record collections has admitted that he never actually listens to any of them. Despite devoting his life to collecting

May 28, 2019

People Of The World·Vinyl

Police Seeking “Man Dressed In Black” Following Assault At Techno Gig

Police in Amsterdam are seeking the public’s assistance in finding a man they believe is responsible for a serious assault at a techno gig. The man they are seeking is described as

May 9, 2019

Clubs·People Of The World

Psytrance Fan Dies After Paramedic Refuses To Give Mouth To Mouth

A psytrance fan has reportedly died after a paramedic refused to attempt mouth to mouth resuscitation on him. According to witnesses, emergency services were called after the psytrance fan became ill during

May 8, 2019

Fans

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