Kids Now More Scared Of R Kelly Than They Are Of Spiders
Children all over the world are reportedly now more scared of the singer R Kelly than they are of spiders. Kelly, best known for being the only man in the world who
DJ’s Rent Set To Increase By Over 150 Good Exposures Next Month
A local DJ will be forced to play more gigs for good exposure after his landlord informed him that his rent will increase by one hundred and fifty good exposures next month.
“Thank Fuck Dry January Is Over” Agree All Of World’s Club Promoters
All of the world’s club promoters have come together in a rare showing of unity to thank fuck that dry January is over. Following the busiest weekend of the year so far,
Netflix Set To Release Series Of Solomun After Party Videos
Netflix subscribers will now be able to enjoy a series of exclusive videos of Solomun performing at after parties. The three thousand part series is due for release this weekend and will
Bedroom Producer Currently Working On 19,998 Tracks
An English bedroom producer has revealed that she is very close to close to finishing some of the twenty thousand tracks she is currently working on. Sophie Jones, a nail technician by
Samoan Tribal Leader Not A Tech House DJ Despite Tribal Tattoos
A Samoan tribal leader has shocked a small group of clubbers, who were gathering around him, by revealing that he is not a tech house DJ, despite his tribal tattoos. Fetu Taagatoloa,
Dame Judi Dench To Record Cover Version Of Tupac’s Hit ‘Em Up
Dame Judi Dench has shocked the entertainment industry by announcing that she is to record a cover version of Tupac’s 1996 hit track Hit ‘Em Up. The Dame made the announcement on
DJs Just As Scared Of You As You Are Of Them
A recent report by the Internationals DJs Alliance, or the IDA, has confirmed that DJs are just as scared of you as you are of them. According to the report, DJs suffer
Unemployed Stoner Celebrating 6 Letter Word On Countdown With Bag Of Crisps
An unemployed stoner is today celebrating after getting his first ever six letter word on the popular daytime TV show Countdown. Twenty-three-year-old Anthony James claims he only started to watch Countdown in 2013
Man Uses Instagram To Thank Nike For New Trainers He Spent £140 On
A man has taken to Instagram to thank Nike for his new running trainers, despite paying one hundred and forty pounds for them in JD Sports four hours earlier. Twenty three year