Man Admits Dog He Got For Companionship Is Shit Drinking Buddy
A man who recently bought a dog for companionship has admitted that he made a mistake after realising the dog was a “shit drinking buddy”. Peter Morris, a forty year old painter
Producer Compresses Beat So Much It Disappears
An Australian producer has reportedly compressed a beat so much that it completely disappeared. Barry Jones, a.k.a. DJ BJ, claims to have “looked everywhere” for the beat but his search has so
DJ Only Moaning About Treatment From Airlines To Fit In
A DJ has admitted that he only moaned about the service he got from an airline so he would fit in with all of the other DJs he follows on social media.
Grown Man Surprised To Find That Drinking Calpol Still Makes Him Feel Good
A fully grown man has been left pleasantly surprised after discovering that drinking Calpol still makes him feel good. Andrew Decker, thirty, is believed to have downed two bottle of the popular
Event Photographer Definitely Just Winging It
A man who has been walking around a nightclub taking photographs of clubbers on a pretty basic camera is definitely “just winging it”, it is believed. According to reports, the “event photographer”
44 Year Old Who Still Wears Same Clothes He Wore To First Rave Now Considered Style Icon
A forty four year old raver who still wears the same adidas tracksuit bottoms, Ellesse jumper and Nike Air Max that he wore to his first rave twenty years ago is now
Criminal Mastermind Discovers Way Of Taking Camera Sticker Off Phone
A criminal mastermind is believed to have discovered an ingenious way of taking the camera sticker off his phone while attending gigs with a “no cameras” policy. Mark Daly, twenty one, claims
Producer Still Can’t Get Track Signed Despite Owning The Label
An electronic music producer has found it almost impossible to get a track signed despite the fact that he owns the label he has been sending his demos to. James Callaghan, a.k.a
Darude’s Royalties From Sandstorm Break $1 Billion
News emerging from the music industry this morning suggest that the royalties from Darude’s timeless classic Sandstorm have now exceeded $1Billion. According to reports, Darude is set to celebrate the monumental occasion
Techno DJs Voted Worst At Telling Jokes
A brand new poll by DJ Mag, the Top 100 DJs At Telling Jokes, has found that techno DJs are extremely bad at delivering punch lines. The surveys results found that tech