Humans – Page 12 – Wunderground Music

R Kelly Fulfills Lifetime Dream To Grow Up Just Like Michael Jackson

R Kelly has claimed that he has no fears ahead of his impending legal battle, insisting that whatever happens, he will be happy in life after fulfilling his lifetime dream of growing

April 10, 2019

Vocalists

Man Almost Drowns Trying To Finish Pint At Closing Time

A man has reportedly almost drowned after trying to finish a pint of beer moments before being kicked out of a pub at closing time. Paul Hopkins is believed to have gotten

April 10, 2019

Drinks·People Of The World

Psytrance Fan Thinks Food On I’m A Celebrity Looks Delicious

A Psytrance fan has made it his life’s ambition to become famous enough to get onto I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here so he can try some of the “fine

April 10, 2019

Fans·Food·Psytrance

The California Raisins To Make Comeback As DJ Collective

The California Raisins have announced that they are set to relaunch themselves as a DJ collective and embark on world tour later this year. According to reports, the four piece have rediscovered

March 7, 2019

Celebs

Man Admits Dog He Got For Companionship Is Shit Drinking Buddy

A man who recently bought a dog for companionship has admitted that he made a mistake after realising the dog was a “shit drinking buddy”. Peter Morris, a forty year old painter

March 5, 2019

Drinks·People Of The World

Producer Compresses Beat So Much It Disappears

An Australian producer has reportedly compressed a beat so much that it completely disappeared. Barry Jones, a.k.a. DJ BJ, claims to have “looked everywhere” for the beat but his search has so

March 5, 2019

Producers

DJ Only Moaning About Treatment From Airlines To Fit In

A DJ has admitted that he only moaned about the service he got from an airline so he would fit in with all of the other DJs he follows on social media.

March 5, 2019

DJs

Grown Man Surprised To Find That Drinking Calpol Still Makes Him Feel Good

A fully grown man has been left pleasantly surprised after discovering that drinking Calpol still makes him feel good. Andrew Decker, thirty, is believed to have downed two bottle of the popular

March 5, 2019

People Of The World

Event Photographer Definitely Just Winging It

A man who has been walking around a nightclub taking photographs of clubbers on a pretty basic camera is definitely “just winging it”, it is believed. According to reports, the “event photographer”

March 5, 2019

Events·Industry Folk

44 Year Old Who Still Wears Same Clothes He Wore To First Rave Now Considered Style Icon

A forty four year old raver who still wears the same adidas tracksuit bottoms, Ellesse jumper and Nike Air Max that he wore to his first rave twenty years ago is now

March 5, 2019

Fashion·People Of The World

Humans - Page 12

R Kelly Fulfills Lifetime Dream To Grow Up Just Like Michael Jackson

Man Almost Drowns Trying To Finish Pint At Closing Time

Psytrance Fan Thinks Food On I’m A Celebrity Looks Delicious

The California Raisins To Make Comeback As DJ Collective

Man Admits Dog He Got For Companionship Is Shit Drinking Buddy

Producer Compresses Beat So Much It Disappears

DJ Only Moaning About Treatment From Airlines To Fit In

Grown Man Surprised To Find That Drinking Calpol Still Makes Him Feel Good

Event Photographer Definitely Just Winging It

44 Year Old Who Still Wears Same Clothes He Wore To First Rave Now Considered Style Icon

Berlin Nightclub Berghain Introduce Secret Handshake Door Policy

“Crystal Meth Actually Good For You” Admit Doctors

“People Who Like EDM Are Technically Retarded” Claims Study

Case Closed: Tupac Death Labelled Covid-19