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Criminal Mastermind Discovers Way Of Taking Camera Sticker Off Phone

A criminal mastermind is believed to have discovered an ingenious way of taking the camera sticker off his phone while attending gigs with a “no cameras” policy. Mark Daly, twenty one, claims

March 4, 2019

People Of The World

Producer Still Can’t Get Track Signed Despite Owning The Label

An electronic music producer has found it almost impossible to get a track signed despite the fact that he owns the label he has been sending his demos to. James Callaghan, a.k.a

March 3, 2019

Producers

Darude’s Royalties From Sandstorm Break $1 Billion

News emerging from the music industry this morning suggest that the royalties from Darude’s timeless classic Sandstorm have now exceeded $1Billion. According to reports, Darude is set to celebrate the monumental occasion

March 1, 2019

DJs·Music

Techno DJs Voted Worst At Telling Jokes

A brand new poll by DJ Mag, the Top 100 DJs At Telling Jokes, has found that techno DJs are extremely bad at delivering punch lines. The surveys results found that tech

March 1, 2019

DJs·Techno

Alice Deejay Looking For A Housemate

Dutch trance-pop-superstar from the past, Alice Deejay, has finally admitted that she is not better off alone and is currently seeking a new housemate. Alice Deejay, real name Wendy Pieters, has reportedly

February 28, 2019

DJs

Bloke Fails To Change Boxers Once During Week In Ibiza

A young man has today revealed that he once managed to go an entire week in Ibiza without once changing his boxer shorts. Darren McGrath, twenty-three, claims the unhygienic event happened during

February 27, 2019

Ibiza·People Of The World

Lad Who Set Up Facebook Event Page Changes LinkedIn Job Title To Event Organiser

A lad who recently set up a Facebook event page has reportedly changed his LinkedIn job title to “Event Organiser”. Peter Murray, who has previously listed job titles like “Photographer”, “Stylist”, “Personal

February 27, 2019

People Of The World·Promoters

Bedroom DJ Seeking Investment From Parents For “Essential DJ Booth Renovations”

An English bedroom DJ has reportedly written a fifteen page proposal to his parents in the hope of receiving funding for what he has called “essential DJ booth renovations”. Max Grantham, the

February 25, 2019

Bedroom DJs

Scientists Successfully Clone Carl Cox

After years of trying to genetically engineer the perfect DJ, backyard scientists in a London council estate have finally just said “fuck it” and cloned Carl Cox instead. According to reports, following

February 22, 2019

DJs

Music Producer Getting All His Daily Nutrients From Coffee & Fags

An electronic music producer who spends up to eighteen hours at a time in the studio has revealed that he gets all of his nutrients from coffee and fags. Angelo Prost, a