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Promoter Thinks Gender Equality Is Making Both Male & Female DJs Sell The Same Amount Of Tickets

A local promoter has claimed to be 100% behind gender equality in the music industry by insisting that both male and female DJs must sell the exact same amount of tickets to

September 2, 2019

Promoters

DJ Demands Bigger Font on Lineup Before Leaving Womb

An unborn fetus who is expected to eventually grow into a DJ is apparently refusing to be born until the midwife signs off on a bigger font for the artwork to announce

September 2, 2019

DJs

Ryanair To Charge DJs Extra For Emotional Baggage

According to the latest rumours from the aviation industry, Ryanair are set to start charging DJs additional fees for emotional baggage. It is believed that touring DJs currently make up approximately 24%

August 28, 2019

DJs

Man Who Put Hands Up For Detroit 10 Years Ago Still Has Them Up

A man who put his hands up for Detroit in late 2009 is believed to still have his arms in the air almost a full decade later. Antoine Clancy, a thirty-two-year-old from

August 28, 2019

Music·People Of The World

Raver Who “Remembers Good Old Days” Can’t Actually Remember Good Old Days

Local rave veteran Bill Maxwell was repeatedly heard telling acquaintances about “the good old days” last weekend, according to sources. Completely unprompted, Maxwell informed those nearby that “DJs really were DJs” back

August 28, 2019

People Of The World

DJ Sneak Shortlisted For Nobel Peace Prize

A leaked document has confirmed that DJ Sneak has been shortlisted for this year’s Nobel Peace Prize. Sneak, real name Carlos Sosa, is believed to have been included on the shortlist after

August 27, 2019

DJs

DJ Who’s Taken Over 300 Flights In Last Year Won’t Use Plastic Straw

A superstar DJ who has taken over three hundred flights in the last year has been left outraged after a bartender tried to serve him a drink with a plastic straw. The

August 27, 2019

DJs·Environment

Man Who Won’t Throw Glass Bottles In Bin Still Happy To Let Them Build Up In Kitchen Forever

A man who refuses to throw glass bottles in the bin is happy enough to just let them build up in his kitchen forever. Andrew Spratz, known locally as a bit of

August 27, 2019

Environment·People Of The World

Tour Manager Not Really Sure What His Job Is

The tour manager of a popular British DJ has admitted that he isn’t really sure what his job actually entails. Now into his third year of employment, Barry Smith claimed that when

August 27, 2019

Industry Folk

Techno Fan To Be Given Full Mental Assessment After Buying Plain White T-Shirt

A techno fan is to be given a full mental assessment after she were spotted buying a plain white t-shirt last weekend. Alarms were raised after Martha Schnauzer, an art student based

August 27, 2019

Fans·People Of The World

Humans - Page 6

Promoter Thinks Gender Equality Is Making Both Male & Female DJs Sell The Same Amount Of Tickets

DJ Demands Bigger Font on Lineup Before Leaving Womb

Ryanair To Charge DJs Extra For Emotional Baggage

Man Who Put Hands Up For Detroit 10 Years Ago Still Has Them Up

Raver Who “Remembers Good Old Days” Can’t Actually Remember Good Old Days

DJ Sneak Shortlisted For Nobel Peace Prize

DJ Who’s Taken Over 300 Flights In Last Year Won’t Use Plastic Straw

Man Who Won’t Throw Glass Bottles In Bin Still Happy To Let Them Build Up In Kitchen Forever

Tour Manager Not Really Sure What His Job Is

Techno Fan To Be Given Full Mental Assessment After Buying Plain White T-Shirt

Rethinking Your Investment in 4 Comet Works: A Buyer’s Guide

Move D @ Panoramabar (27.3.2011)

Danny Tenaglia “Resigns” from DJing Through Facebook Rant

J Dilla Mum Talks About Dilla, Detroit and Dilla’s Love for House