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Man Who Can’t Afford Rent Happy To Blow £200 On Night Out

A man who is struggling to make this month’s rent is reportedly ready to “smash the pants off” another £200 night out this weekend. Martin Oliver, a bank clerc from Stoke-on-Trent, is

September 13, 2019

People Of The World

Promoter Claims Tiny Shithole Is Intimate And Bespoke

A local promoter has hit back at critics by claiming that a club which has been labelled as a “tiny shithole” is actually an intimate and bespoke venue. Warren Davis, who runs

September 4, 2019

Promoters

Promoter Thinks Gender Equality Is Making Both Male & Female DJs Sell The Same Amount Of Tickets

A local promoter has claimed to be 100% behind gender equality in the music industry by insisting that both male and female DJs must sell the exact same amount of tickets to

September 2, 2019

Promoters

DJ Demands Bigger Font on Lineup Before Leaving Womb

An unborn fetus who is expected to eventually grow into a DJ is apparently refusing to be born until the midwife signs off on a bigger font for the artwork to announce

September 2, 2019

DJs

Ryanair To Charge DJs Extra For Emotional Baggage

According to the latest rumours from the aviation industry, Ryanair are set to start charging DJs additional fees for emotional baggage. It is believed that touring DJs currently make up approximately 24%

August 28, 2019

DJs

Man Who Put Hands Up For Detroit 10 Years Ago Still Has Them Up

A man who put his hands up for Detroit in late 2009 is believed to still have his arms in the air almost a full decade later. Antoine Clancy, a thirty-two-year-old from

August 28, 2019

Music·People Of The World

Raver Who “Remembers Good Old Days” Can’t Actually Remember Good Old Days

Local rave veteran Bill Maxwell was repeatedly heard telling acquaintances about “the good old days” last weekend, according to sources. Completely unprompted, Maxwell informed those nearby that “DJs really were DJs” back

August 28, 2019

People Of The World

DJ Sneak Shortlisted For Nobel Peace Prize

A leaked document has confirmed that DJ Sneak has been shortlisted for this year’s Nobel Peace Prize. Sneak, real name Carlos Sosa, is believed to have been included on the shortlist after

August 27, 2019

DJs

DJ Who’s Taken Over 300 Flights In Last Year Won’t Use Plastic Straw

A superstar DJ who has taken over three hundred flights in the last year has been left outraged after a bartender tried to serve him a drink with a plastic straw. The

August 27, 2019

DJs·Environment

Man Who Won’t Throw Glass Bottles In Bin Still Happy To Let Them Build Up In Kitchen Forever

A man who refuses to throw glass bottles in the bin is happy enough to just let them build up in his kitchen forever. Andrew Spratz, known locally as a bit of

August 27, 2019

Environment·People Of The World

Humans - Page 6

Man Who Can’t Afford Rent Happy To Blow £200 On Night Out

Promoter Claims Tiny Shithole Is Intimate And Bespoke

Promoter Thinks Gender Equality Is Making Both Male & Female DJs Sell The Same Amount Of Tickets

DJ Demands Bigger Font on Lineup Before Leaving Womb

Ryanair To Charge DJs Extra For Emotional Baggage

Man Who Put Hands Up For Detroit 10 Years Ago Still Has Them Up

Raver Who “Remembers Good Old Days” Can’t Actually Remember Good Old Days

DJ Sneak Shortlisted For Nobel Peace Prize

DJ Who’s Taken Over 300 Flights In Last Year Won’t Use Plastic Straw

Man Who Won’t Throw Glass Bottles In Bin Still Happy To Let Them Build Up In Kitchen Forever

Berlin Nightclub Berghain Introduce Secret Handshake Door Policy

“Crystal Meth Actually Good For You” Admit Doctors

“People Who Like EDM Are Technically Retarded” Claims Study

Case Closed: Tupac Death Labelled Covid-19