Graham

Promoter Applying Factor 50 To Back Of Legs To Protect From The Sun Shining Out His Arse

An Ibiza based promoter has reportedly been spotted applying a thick layer of factor 50 sunscreen to the back of his legs in an attempt to protect his skin from the sun,

June 14, 2019

Promoters

99% Of Promoters Just Failed DJs

According to the latest statistics from Bulgarian DJ Now, Bulgaria’s least read electronic music publication, 99% of the world’s nightclub promoters are failed DJs. The Sofia based publication, often referred to as

June 13, 2019

DJs·Promoters

Promoter Set To Make An Announcement To Announce An Upcoming Announcement

A club promoter who recently threw his very first party, to a crowd made up of tens of people, is believed to be planning an announcement to announce an upcoming announcement he

June 13, 2019

Promoters

Promoter Only Person In Club Enjoying Oversold Event

A promoter is reportedly the only person in a local nightclub who is enjoying the night, which he completely oversold. Barry Greaves, known locally as a greedy cunt, is believed to be

June 12, 2019

Clubs·Promoters

Weird Guy Spotted In Every Photo Of DJ Actually The Promoter

A weird bloke who seems to be lurking in the background of every photo of the DJ from a recent clubnight is actually the event’s promoter, it has emerged. The promoter, Andy

June 12, 2019

Promoters

DJ Honestly Doesn’t Give A Fuck If You Put Your Hands Up In The Air Or Not

A popular DJ has admitted that he “doesn’t give a fuck” whether or not his fans put their hands up in the air while partying at his shows. Speaking with Wunderground earlier,

June 6, 2019

DJs

DJ Admits Tattoos Actually Mean Fuck All

A DJ with an extensive collection of tattoos has shocked his fleet of fans by admitting that the majority of them actually mean fuck all. Adam Johnson, aka DJ Jon Adamson, who

June 4, 2019

DJs

Vegan Baby Refusing Breast Milk

The world’s youngest vegan, a three month old baby, has reportedly started to refuse his mother’s breast milk because he feels it is “a little unethical”. Speaking in a series of groans,

June 2, 2019

Vegans

Man Tells The Pink Elephants At Work He Probably Got Microdose Levels Wrong

An English man who has real trouble understanding the metric system has reportedly been heard telling pink elephants in work that he probably got his microdose levels wrong. Alan Ivers, a thirty

May 29, 2019

People Of The World

Man With Huge Record Collection Never Listens To Any Of Them

A man who has been credited with having one of the world’s largest record collections has admitted that he never actually listens to any of them. Despite devoting his life to collecting

May 28, 2019

People Of The World·Vinyl

Promoter Applying Factor 50 To Back Of Legs To Protect From The Sun Shining Out His Arse

99% Of Promoters Just Failed DJs

Promoter Set To Make An Announcement To Announce An Upcoming Announcement

Promoter Only Person In Club Enjoying Oversold Event

Weird Guy Spotted In Every Photo Of DJ Actually The Promoter

DJ Honestly Doesn’t Give A Fuck If You Put Your Hands Up In The Air Or Not

DJ Admits Tattoos Actually Mean Fuck All

Vegan Baby Refusing Breast Milk

Man Tells The Pink Elephants At Work He Probably Got Microdose Levels Wrong

Man With Huge Record Collection Never Listens To Any Of Them

Rethinking Your Investment in 4 Comet Works: A Buyer’s Guide

Move D @ Panoramabar (27.3.2011)

Danny Tenaglia “Resigns” from DJing Through Facebook Rant

J Dilla Mum Talks About Dilla, Detroit and Dilla’s Love for House