People Of The World - Page 2

A local gym-rat has been left in tears after realising the three-month course of steroids he injected throughout February, March and April will now “count for nothing” this summer. 24-year-old Danny Smith

A twenty two year old girl has been found floating off the coast of Brighton by a local fisherman, nineteen days after going missing. Having fallen headfirst from an Ibiza booze-cruise and

Reports reaching Wunderground this evening suggest that an Irishman has reportedly failed to “get his shit together” for 687th consecutive weekend. Barry Higgins, a thirty three year old from Dublin’s northside, is

A man who has been going to raves for approximately fifteen years has today admitted that he is still unsure about the differences between house and techno. Andy Gallagher, know known locally

A man who is struggling to make this month’s rent is reportedly ready to “smash the pants off” another £200 night out this weekend. Martin Oliver, a bank clerc from Stoke-on-Trent, is