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Bloke Who’s Been Raving For 15 Years Still Can’t Tell Difference Between House And Techno

Man Who Can’t Afford Rent Happy To Blow £200 On Night Out

Man Who Put Hands Up For Detroit 10 Years Ago Still Has Them Up

Raver Who “Remembers Good Old Days” Can’t Actually Remember Good Old Days

Man Who Won’t Throw Glass Bottles In Bin Still Happy To Let Them Build Up In Kitchen Forever

Techno Fan To Be Given Full Mental Assessment After Buying Plain White T-Shirt

New ‘Mandy From Essex’ Doll Says ‘I’m On The Guestlist’ When You Pull Her String

Man Tells The Pink Elephants At Work He Probably Got Microdose Levels Wrong

Man With Huge Record Collection Never Listens To Any Of Them

Police Seeking “Man Dressed In Black” Following Assault At Techno Gig

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