Man Who Put Hands Up For Detroit 10 Years Ago Still Has Them Up
A man who put his hands up for Detroit in late 2009 is believed to still have his arms in the air almost a full decade later. Antoine Clancy, a thirty-two-year-old from
Raver Who “Remembers Good Old Days” Can’t Actually Remember Good Old Days
Local rave veteran Bill Maxwell was repeatedly heard telling acquaintances about “the good old days” last weekend, according to sources. Completely unprompted, Maxwell informed those nearby that “DJs really were DJs” back
Man Who Won’t Throw Glass Bottles In Bin Still Happy To Let Them Build Up In Kitchen Forever
A man who refuses to throw glass bottles in the bin is happy enough to just let them build up in his kitchen forever. Andrew Spratz, known locally as a bit of
Techno Fan To Be Given Full Mental Assessment After Buying Plain White T-Shirt
A techno fan is to be given a full mental assessment after she were spotted buying a plain white t-shirt last weekend. Alarms were raised after Martha Schnauzer, an art student based
New ‘Mandy From Essex’ Doll Says ‘I’m On The Guestlist’ When You Pull Her String
Mandy From Essex, a brand new talking doll, is set to take the world by storm this Christmas. Toy experts are predicting the doll will be “like gold dust” this year with
Man Tells The Pink Elephants At Work He Probably Got Microdose Levels Wrong
An English man who has real trouble understanding the metric system has reportedly been heard telling pink elephants in work that he probably got his microdose levels wrong. Alan Ivers, a thirty
Man With Huge Record Collection Never Listens To Any Of Them
A man who has been credited with having one of the world’s largest record collections has admitted that he never actually listens to any of them. Despite devoting his life to collecting
Police Seeking “Man Dressed In Black” Following Assault At Techno Gig
Police in Amsterdam are seeking the public’s assistance in finding a man they believe is responsible for a serious assault at a techno gig. The man they are seeking is described as
Man Almost Drowns Trying To Finish Pint At Closing Time
A man has reportedly almost drowned after trying to finish a pint of beer moments before being kicked out of a pub at closing time. Paul Hopkins is believed to have gotten
Man Admits Dog He Got For Companionship Is Shit Drinking Buddy
A man who recently bought a dog for companionship has admitted that he made a mistake after realising the dog was a “shit drinking buddy”. Peter Morris, a forty year old painter