Tech House DJ Running Out Of Places To Get Shit Tattoos
A tech house DJ is said to be considering his options after revealing that he is very close to running out of space on his body for his shit tattoo collection. Max
Psytrance Fan Thinks Food On I’m A Celebrity Looks Delicious
A Psytrance fan has made it his life’s ambition to become famous enough to get onto I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here so he can try some of the “fine
Man Admits Dog He Got For Companionship Is Shit Drinking Buddy
A man who recently bought a dog for companionship has admitted that he made a mistake after realising the dog was a “shit drinking buddy”. Peter Morris, a forty year old painter
Pioneer To Launch First Acoustic CDJ
Pioneer DJ have announced plans to release the first ever acoustic CDJ, the CDJ 1, as part of their “next gen” DJ equipment line later this year. The device is set to
44 Year Old Who Still Wears Same Clothes He Wore To First Rave Now Considered Style Icon
A forty four year old raver who still wears the same adidas tracksuit bottoms, Ellesse jumper and Nike Air Max that he wore to his first rave twenty years ago is now
Non-Alcoholic Wine Named World’s Most Expensive Fruit Juice
A rare vintage of non-alcoholic French wine has been named the world’s most expensive fruit juice after a bottle sold for a staggering £2,930. The beverage was sold during an auction at
Ibiza Airport Burger King Awarded Michelin Star
Ibiza Airport’s Burger King restaurant has become the latest establishment on the island to be awarded the prestigious Michelin Star accolade. Representatives from the Michelin Guide claimed the decision has been made
Unexpected Banksy Piece Appears On Man’s Face After He Falls Asleep At House Party
A brand new Banksy piece has mysteriously appeared on a man’s face after he fell asleep at a house party. The man, who has asked to remain anonymous, claims the unexpected work
DJ To Start 4th Cable Drawer This Year
A local DJ has confirmed that he plans to start his fourth cable drawer at some point this year. Barry Angelo, a.k.a., DJ Banjo, confirmed the news during a late night drinking
“Thank Fuck Dry January Is Over” Agree All Of World’s Club Promoters
All of the world’s club promoters have come together in a rare showing of unity to thank fuck that dry January is over. Following the busiest weekend of the year so far,