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Bedroom DJ Seeking Investment From Parents For “Essential DJ Booth Renovations”

An English bedroom DJ has reportedly written a fifteen page proposal to his parents in the hope of receiving funding for what he has called “essential DJ booth renovations”. Max Grantham, the

February 25, 2019

Bedroom DJs

Scientists Successfully Clone Carl Cox

After years of trying to genetically engineer the perfect DJ, backyard scientists in a London council estate have finally just said “fuck it” and cloned Carl Cox instead. According to reports, following

February 22, 2019

DJs

Music Producer Getting All His Daily Nutrients From Coffee & Fags

An electronic music producer who spends up to eighteen hours at a time in the studio has revealed that he gets all of his nutrients from coffee and fags. Angelo Prost, a

February 22, 2019

Producers

Chris Brown Arrested On Suspicion Of Being A Cunt

World renowned dickhead and questionable rapper Chris Brown has reportedly been arrested on suspicion of being a cunt. Brown, best known for his involvement in woman beating and rape accusations, was picked

February 22, 2019

Celebs·Vocalists

Bloke On Rollover Accidentally Takes The Morning After Pill

A bloke on the roll over has been left with a “severely upset tummy” after accidentally taking the morning after pill. Gareth Jenkins, a twenty two year old from The Valleys, Wales,

February 22, 2019

People Of The World

Unexpected Banksy Piece Appears On Man’s Face After He Falls Asleep At House Party

A brand new Banksy piece has mysteriously appeared on a man’s face after he fell asleep at a house party. The man, who has asked to remain anonymous, claims the unexpected work

February 22, 2019

Culture·People Of The World

DJ To Start 4th Cable Drawer This Year

A local DJ has confirmed that he plans to start his fourth cable drawer at some point this year. Barry Angelo, a.k.a., DJ Banjo, confirmed the news during a late night drinking

February 21, 2019

DJs·Tech

Scottish Lad To Wear His “Good Shirt” Out For 10th Consecutive Weekend

A Scottish lad has revealed plans to wear his “good shirt” out for the tenth consecutive weekend. Anthony Fitzpatrick shocked absolutely no one by revealing his outfit ahead of a “big weekend

February 19, 2019

People Of The World·World

Paris Hilton Set To Inherit Her Father’s Taste In Music

Paris Hilton’s DJ career is set to improve drastically in the future after news that she would inherit her father’s taste in music broke earlier today. According to reports from America, Hilton

February 13, 2019

Celebs

Vegan DJ Not Sure Whether To Tell People He’s A Vegan Or A DJ First

A vegan DJ has admitted that he is unsure whether he should introduce himself to new people as a vegan or a DJ first. Hans Schmidt, DJ Hans Up, claims that he

February 13, 2019

Vegans

Humans - Page 13

Bedroom DJ Seeking Investment From Parents For “Essential DJ Booth Renovations”

Scientists Successfully Clone Carl Cox

Music Producer Getting All His Daily Nutrients From Coffee & Fags

Chris Brown Arrested On Suspicion Of Being A Cunt

Bloke On Rollover Accidentally Takes The Morning After Pill

Unexpected Banksy Piece Appears On Man’s Face After He Falls Asleep At House Party

DJ To Start 4th Cable Drawer This Year

Scottish Lad To Wear His “Good Shirt” Out For 10th Consecutive Weekend

Paris Hilton Set To Inherit Her Father’s Taste In Music

Vegan DJ Not Sure Whether To Tell People He’s A Vegan Or A DJ First

Rethinking Your Investment in 4 Comet Works: A Buyer’s Guide

Move D @ Panoramabar (27.3.2011)

Danny Tenaglia “Resigns” from DJing Through Facebook Rant

J Dilla Mum Talks About Dilla, Detroit and Dilla’s Love for House