In news that comes as absolutely no surprise to anybody within the dance music community, DJ duo Solardo have confirmed they get dressed in the dark. Appearing recently in a newspaper interview
In the latest lockdown update released by UK government, it appears deflated lips are on the rise, with 262,000 new cases reported over the last seven days taking the grand total to
A man who installed a local 5G tower has admitted it was an act of suicide. Hans Burn, a network logistics operator with the New World Order has admitted to installing a
R&B crooner and kidnap enthusiast, R Kelly, has announced that has recorded his 18th studio album, entitled ‘Lets Get Evil.’ The album is a 14-track collaboration with a 5G tower named Eddy
Following a recent study conducted by the Association of DJ Duos (ADDJ), it has been confirmed that every DJ duo on the planet consists of one articulate, intelligent, technically gifted musician, and
Craig David has reportedly stormed off the stage at a recent show after the crowd refused to say “Bo Selecta” during his performance. David, best known for a string of seedy affairs
A twenty two year old girl has been found floating off the coast of Brighton by a local fisherman, nineteen days after going missing. Having fallen headfirst from an Ibiza booze-cruise and
A drum n bass DJ has admitted that he only knows two genres of music, drum n bass and anything that’s not drum n bass. Tommy Grainger, a.k.a. DJ Tommy G, a.k.a.
Unconfirmed reports suggest the new iPhone 11 may be capable of playing music for even longer than Marco Carola. Reviews claim the state of the art phone’s battery life is “not bad”
A touring DJ has upset a large portion of his fans after admitting that a local crowd aren’t actually the best crowd in the world. Isak Karllson, made the admission after he