We Get Dressed In The Dark – Solardo
In news that comes as absolutely no surprise to anybody within the dance music community, DJ duo Solardo have confirmed they get dressed in the dark. Appearing recently in a newspaper interview
UK Mourning Millions Of Deflated Lips Nationwide
In the latest lockdown update released by UK government, it appears deflated lips are on the rise, with 262,000 new cases reported over the last seven days taking the grand total to
Man Installing 5G Tower Admits It Was Suicide
A man who installed a local 5G tower has admitted it was an act of suicide. Hans Burn, a network logistics operator with the New World Order has admitted to installing a
R Kelly & 5G Are Forming An Evil Supergroup
R&B crooner and kidnap enthusiast, R Kelly, has announced that has recorded his 18th studio album, entitled ‘Lets Get Evil.’ The album is a 14-track collaboration with a 5G tower named Eddy
Every DJ Duo Consists Of 1 With Talent & 1 Absolute Wreck-Head – Study Reveals
Following a recent study conducted by the Association of DJ Duos (ADDJ), it has been confirmed that every DJ duo on the planet consists of one articulate, intelligent, technically gifted musician, and
Craig David Walks Off Stage After Crowd Refuse To Say “Bo Selecta”
Craig David has reportedly stormed off the stage at a recent show after the crowd refused to say “Bo Selecta” during his performance. David, best known for a string of seedy affairs
Girl Lost At Sea For 19 Days Kept Afloat By Lip Fillers
A twenty two year old girl has been found floating off the coast of Brighton by a local fisherman, nineteen days after going missing. Having fallen headfirst from an Ibiza booze-cruise and
Drum N Bass DJ Only Knows 2 Genres “Drum N Bass & Anything That’s Not Drum N Bass”
A drum n bass DJ has admitted that he only knows two genres of music, drum n bass and anything that’s not drum n bass. Tommy Grainger, a.k.a. DJ Tommy G, a.k.a.
New iPhone Capable Of Playing Music For Longer Than Marco Carola
Unconfirmed reports suggest the new iPhone 11 may be capable of playing music for even longer than Marco Carola. Reviews claim the state of the art phone’s battery life is “not bad”
Touring DJ Admits Local Crowd Aren’t Actually Best Crowd In World
A touring DJ has upset a large portion of his fans after admitting that a local crowd aren’t actually the best crowd in the world. Isak Karllson, made the admission after he