Guy In Rave Spends 5 Hours Trying To Get Key In Bag
News has hit Wunderground HQ that a man has spent more than 5 hours trying to get his key into his k-bag, without any success. 26-year-old Josh Smith, who proudly smuggled the
Festival Balloon Sellers Remain On Furlough Until 2022
In the latest update surrounding COVID-19, it has been confirmed that festival balloon sellers will remain on 80% furlough until February 2022. Government MP, Rishi Sunak, confirmed: “every industry has its key
Bedroom Producer Still Hasn’t Heard About The Pandemic
Enthusiastic young house music producer Jordan Duncan still hasn’t heard about the pandemic that’s been sweeping the globe since last March 2020, according to friends who went looking for him earlier today.
Warm-Up DJ Who Lost Over 40 Gigs Since March 2020 Saves €3k
Local warm-up DJ Mark Watkins has lost over 40 gigs since the pandemic first closed music venues back in March 2020. “It’s saved me over three thousand euro’” said a pretty chuffed
Covid Spread From Bats To Humans Via Marshmello, Claim Scientists
Covid-19 made from the jump from bats to humans using the popular kid’s entertainer Marshello as the catalyst, scientists from the World Health Organisation have today claimed. “We always knew the virus
32 UK DJs Found Hiding In Lorry Bound For France
A herd of migrant DJs fleeing the UK has been discovered hidden in the back of a lorry bound for France. The group, without touring visas or EU citizenship, had been hidden
DJ EZ To Listen To Tiesto For 24 Hours For Charity
DJ EZ has this morning announced his biggest undertaking yet and is set to listen to Tiesto for 24 hours non-stop in aid of Cancer Research next month. “As everybody knows, I