DJ EZ To Listen To Tiesto For 24 Hours For Charity
DJ EZ has this morning announced his biggest undertaking yet and is set to listen to Tiesto for 24 hours non-stop in aid of Cancer Research next month. “As everybody knows, I
Pacha To Dismantle Marco Carola For Parts
Pacha have announced they will be scrapping Marco Carola before the upcoming season and will instead dismantle him for parts. The Italian Music On head-honcho has become ‘too expensive to maintain‘ claim
Local DJ Can’t Believe It’s Nearly A Year Since He Licked A Promoters Arse
Local DJ Fran Brown literally can’t believe it was only this time last year that he was living his best life in the VIP area of local haunt ’The Cuntclub’. Fran, a
Marshmello Hopes His New Fleshlight Will Reconnect Him With Fans
Rick Astley, the artist behind the famous Marshmello character has said “Lockdown has been a strange time for everybody. In the EDM industry, we’ve all had to find new ways to create
David Morales Launches Topless OnlyFans Account
House legend David Morales has this week announced to his followers they can subscribe to his new OnlyFans account to see thousands of topless pictures, all taken over the last 40 years
Pilled Up Clubber Ruins Laptop Trying To Share Bottle Of Water During Virtual Rave
A man who managed to break his laptop by ramming a bottle of water into the screen has been found trying to piece together the events that unfolded during a 17-hour bedroom
The Black Madonna, Madonna & Diego Maradona Form House-Pop-Coke Super Group
Huge news has emerged from Hollywood as three larger than life characters are to form the unlikeliest super-group in the history of music, sport, TV… well, everything. Outspoken DJ, the Black Madonna,
CEO Who Said “Be More Productive On Lockdown” Found Boozing At Home In His Underwear
A chief executive officer of a FTSE 100 company who told his LinkedIn followers that they “should be working harder and faster” while on lockdown has accidentally uploaded a photo of himself
Annoying Guy From Nightclub Offering Free Lessons In Social Distancing
The guy from your local nightclub who doesn’t understand the concept of personal space and who always finds himself on the receiving end of “leave me the fuck alone” on nights out
Gym-Rat Left In Tears As 3 Month Course Of Steroids “Counts For Nothing”
A local gym-rat has been left in tears after realising the three-month course of steroids he injected throughout February, March and April will now “count for nothing” this summer. 24-year-old Danny Smith