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Pacha To Dismantle Marco Carola For Parts

Pacha have announced they will be scrapping Marco Carola before the upcoming season and will instead dismantle him for parts. The Italian Music On head-honcho has become ‘too expensive to maintain‘ claim

January 10, 2021

DJs

Local DJ Can’t Believe It’s Nearly A Year Since He Licked A Promoters Arse

Local DJ Fran Brown literally can’t believe it was only this time last year that he was living his best life in the VIP area of local haunt ’The Cuntclub’. Fran, a

January 9, 2021

DJs

Marshmello Hopes His New Fleshlight Will Reconnect Him With Fans

Rick Astley, the artist behind the famous Marshmello character has said “Lockdown has been a strange time for everybody. In the EDM industry, we’ve all had to find new ways to create

August 17, 2020

DJs

David Morales Launches Topless OnlyFans Account

House legend David Morales has this week announced to his followers they can subscribe to his new OnlyFans account to see thousands of topless pictures, all taken over the last 40 years

August 14, 2020

DJs

Pilled Up Clubber Ruins Laptop Trying To Share Bottle Of Water During Virtual Rave

A man who managed to break his laptop by ramming a bottle of water into the screen has been found trying to piece together the events that unfolded during a 17-hour bedroom

July 20, 2020

People Of The World

The Black Madonna, Madonna & Diego Maradona Form House-Pop-Coke Super Group

Huge news has emerged from Hollywood as three larger than life characters are to form the unlikeliest super-group in the history of music, sport, TV… well, everything. Outspoken DJ, the Black Madonna,

July 19, 2020

Celebs

CEO Who Said “Be More Productive On Lockdown” Found Boozing At Home In His Underwear

A chief executive officer of a FTSE 100 company who told his LinkedIn followers that they “should be working harder and faster” while on lockdown has accidentally uploaded a photo of himself

June 7, 2020

People Of The World

Annoying Guy From Nightclub Offering Free Lessons In Social Distancing

The guy from your local nightclub who doesn’t understand the concept of personal space and who always finds himself on the receiving end of “leave me the fuck alone” on nights out

June 6, 2020

People Of The World

Gym-Rat Left In Tears As 3 Month Course Of Steroids “Counts For Nothing”

A local gym-rat has been left in tears after realising the three-month course of steroids he injected throughout February, March and April will now “count for nothing” this summer. 24-year-old Danny Smith

May 12, 2020

People Of The World

Americans Unsure Whether To Inject Tan or Disinfectant First

A Trump supporter is this morning at a complete deadlock and can’t decide whether to bang up his morning hit of bleach or if indeed those tanning injections, much loved by his

April 27, 2020

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Humans - Page 3

Pacha To Dismantle Marco Carola For Parts

Local DJ Can’t Believe It’s Nearly A Year Since He Licked A Promoters Arse

Marshmello Hopes His New Fleshlight Will Reconnect Him With Fans

David Morales Launches Topless OnlyFans Account

Pilled Up Clubber Ruins Laptop Trying To Share Bottle Of Water During Virtual Rave

The Black Madonna, Madonna & Diego Maradona Form House-Pop-Coke Super Group

CEO Who Said “Be More Productive On Lockdown” Found Boozing At Home In His Underwear

Annoying Guy From Nightclub Offering Free Lessons In Social Distancing

Gym-Rat Left In Tears As 3 Month Course Of Steroids “Counts For Nothing”

Americans Unsure Whether To Inject Tan or Disinfectant First

Rethinking Your Investment in 4 Comet Works: A Buyer’s Guide

Move D @ Panoramabar (27.3.2011)

Danny Tenaglia “Resigns” from DJing Through Facebook Rant

J Dilla Mum Talks About Dilla, Detroit and Dilla’s Love for House