Sound Engineer Has Zero Fucks Left To Give To Promoter
A sound engineer has warned all promoters to stay out of his way during an upcoming event, insisting that he has “zero fucks” left to give them. Andy Barton, a failed musician
Selling Out The Best Way To Sell Out Claims Promoter
A successful club promoter has revealed that selling out is the key to his success and the secret to selling out shows. Kurt Milton, the founder of one of the world’s biggest
Promoter Claims Lack Of People At Gig Make It Way More Underground
A local promoter has tried to find some silver lining to a recently failed show by claiming the lack of people attending actually made it a lot more underground. Speaking to people
Promoter Only Person In Club Who Knows Who Promoter Is
A club promoter has been left in an extremely distressed state after realising that he is the only person in the entire club who actually knows who he is. Toni Waterville, who
Customs Officer Finds Charlotte de Witte Voodoo Doll In Amelie Lens’s Hand Luggage
Customs officers in Brussels International Airport have reported finding, what they described as, a “Charlotte de Witte voodoo doll, while searching Amelie Lens’s hand luggage. Lens and de Witte, both from Belgium,
Local Promoters Now Only Competing To See Who Can Lose The Most Money
A group of local promoters have become locked in a bitter battle to see who can lose the most money over the course of this year. According to Wunderground sources, a fierce
Club Promoter Sacks Photographer Because Show With 12 People Looked Quiet In Photos
A club promoter has reportedly fired his photographer after pictures of a recent show with just twelve people at it made the event look quiet. The promoter, known only as Big Jon,
Promoter Applying Factor 50 To Back Of Legs To Protect From The Sun Shining Out His Arse
An Ibiza based promoter has reportedly been spotted applying a thick layer of factor 50 sunscreen to the back of his legs in an attempt to protect his skin from the sun,
99% Of Promoters Just Failed DJs
According to the latest statistics from Bulgarian DJ Now, Bulgaria’s least read electronic music publication, 99% of the world’s nightclub promoters are failed DJs. The Sofia based publication, often referred to as
Promoter Set To Make An Announcement To Announce An Upcoming Announcement
A club promoter who recently threw his very first party, to a crowd made up of tens of people, is believed to be planning an announcement to announce an upcoming announcement he